Best Worst Jokes

[Gnome]

Chuck Norris jokes anyone?

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris unzipped a button shirt.

Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.
There's no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[beehdaubs]

Chuck Norris jokes anyone?

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris unzipped a button shirt.

Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.
There's no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
He ate a nine year old wiener!

 

[-Aaron]

Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam on land.

@Duckie: Epic win.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Chuck Norris has a 3rd arm under his beard.

At the credits list in Walker, Texas Ranger, it was actually a list of the people hurt by Chuck Norris during the recording.

 

[QNT3N]

A black man crossed the Alabama state border.

He was never seen again.

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

xd

 

[-Aaron]

What are the two things that can blind an Asian?

Windshields and dental floss.

<small>Don't worry, I'm Asian.</small>

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Now, let's bring out some lol graph jams.

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

Wheres a black joke! >>
http://www.spike.com/video/family-guy/2714138

 

[brotatochip]

A Korean National emigrated to USA. On his first day he saw a Hotdog cart, "Yummy!" He thought. When he saw the Hotdogs he turned away in disgust. "That's sick! We don't eat THAT part!"


Im asian, so don't be offended in any way