Best Worst Jokes

[Kanye Omari West]

I have so many racist black jokes, it's not even funny.

And I'm half black!

I've got Mexican jokes.

I've got asian jokes.

I've got AZN jokes, MEXICAN jokes, black jokes, and white jokes.

You can call me continental.

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a pool full of black kids?
Cocoa puffs

What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
An oil spill

Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN ... SHOOT ... and STEAL

>.>

 

[QNT3N]

A rich white kid is in his room sleeping, when all of a sudden his tv goes off and starts floating through the room. What does he say?

Drop it, *****.

 

[beehdaubs]

Q: Blacks took over Toys R us.
A: The renamed it to We B toys.

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

 

[QNT3N]

There's a thousand black people, and one white guy. What's the white guy?

The Warden.

 

[Gnome]

While those very racist black jokes are going into effect, I'm going to start making some blonde jokes on top of it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

There's a blonde, brunette, and a red-head. They're running from the cops, they go hide in a farm. The brunette hides behind a cow, the red-head hides behind a sheep. And the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The police start to search the barn they go up to the cow, and the brunette says "Moooo Mooooo" Then they go to the sheep, and the red-head says "Baaaa baaaa" Then they find the sack of potatoes, and the blonde says "Potatoe Potatoe" Oh and I'm a blonde x]

 

[Kanye Omari West]

While those very racist black jokes are going into effect, I'm going to start making some blonde jokes on top of it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

There's a blonde, brunette, and a red-head. They're running from the cops, they go hide in a farm. The brunette hides behind a cow, the red-head hides behind a sheep. And the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The police start to search the barn they go up to the cow, and the brunette says "Moooo Mooooo" Then they go to the sheep, and the red-head says "Baaaa baaaa" Then they find the sack of potatoes, and the blonde says "Potatoe Potatoe" Oh and I'm a blonde x]

owned

 

[QNT3N]

There was a French guy, a Mexican guy, an American guy, and a Japanese guy on a rooftop. They all agreed to throw off something that they had plenty of in there country.

The Japanese man throws off sushi.
"We have a lot of sushi in our country." he says.

The French man throws off condoms.
"There is a lot of love in our country." he says.

The Mexican throws off tacos.
"We have a lot of those in our country." he says.

The American throws off the Mexican.

 

[-Aaron]

<small>This joke was not intended to insult Mexicans in anyway shape or form.</small><div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.</div>

 

[brotatochip]

While those very racist black jokes are going into effect, I'm going to start making some blonde jokes on top of it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

There's a blonde, brunette, and a red-head. They're running from the cops, they go hide in a farm. The brunette hides behind a cow, the red-head hides behind a sheep. And the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The police start to search the barn they go up to the cow, and the brunette says "Moooo Mooooo" Then they go to the sheep, and the red-head says "Baaaa baaaa" Then they find the sack of potatoes, and the blonde says "Potatoe Potatoe" Oh and I'm a blonde x]

LMFAO! ily Sean. xDDD

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ' I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

 

[beehdaubs]

Chuck Norris jokes anyone?

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris unzipped a button shirt.

 

[QNT3N]

While were on the topic of being racist,

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It's like a herd of zebras!

 

[beehdaubs]

While were on the topic of being racist,

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It's like a herd of zebras!

Whats the fastest thing in the world? A black man stealing a TV.
Whats the second fastest thing in the world? His friend behind him with the DVD player.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said ' I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Lol'd

Also, you like Selena Gomez? She's hawt.

 

[Hub12]

Chuck Norris jokes anyone?

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris unzipped a button shirt.

Chuck Norrris played Tennis with a brick wall.

Chuck Norris won.

 

[-Aaron]

Red Bull is actually Chuck Norris' pee.
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Every night, the boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris under his bed.

 

[beehdaubs]

Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does know Where in the World Carmen Sandiago is

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Chuck Norris jumped into the water.
Instead of him getting wet, the water got Chuck Norris'd