Best Worst Jokes

[brotatochip]

a fish needs a bicycle, like a woman needs a man.

congratulations if u get it!!

I get it. I think? :veryhappy:

 

[Cottonball]

what did the wall say to the other wall?


ill meet you at the corner

 

[Gnome]

I'VE GOT TEH BESTEST. Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

 

[Goaliegal49]

a fish needs a bicycle, like a woman needs a man.

congratulations if u get it!!

Y'ALL KALLIN US STOOPIT?

no, but when i tell that to people they dont get it. so thats why i said that.

 

[QNT3N]

Ever heard of the black man that made it through college?

Me neither.

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

How do you make Lady Gaga mad? : Poke her face. (Pokerface)

How do you make Lady Gaga laugh? : Just dance.

 

[beehdaubs]

Ever heard of the black man that made it through college?

Me neither.

What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of four.


Sorry...I could not resist. That joke is extremely racist ;D

 

[Goaliegal49]

a fish needs a bicycle, like a woman needs a man.

congratulations if u get it!!

I get it. I think? :veryhappy:

what purpose does a fish have with a bicycle, nothing cus it has no need for it.
and girls dont need guys...sometimes :veryhappy:

 

[Kanye Omari West]

I have so many racist black jokes, it's not even funny.

And I'm half black!

I've got Mexican jokes.

 

[QNT3N]

Ever heard of the black man that made it through college?

Me neither.

What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of four.


Sorry...I could not resist. That joke is extremely racist ;D

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench and support a family.

How long does it take a black lady to take a dump?

9 months.

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

Ever heard of the black man that made it through college?

Me neither.

What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of four.


Sorry...I could not resist. That joke is extremely racist ;D

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench and support a family.

How long does it take a black lady to take a dump?

9 months.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

 

[QNT3N]

I have so many racist black jokes, it's not even funny.

And I'm half black!

I've got Mexican jokes.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had three trucks.

 

[QNT3N]

Ever heard of the black man that made it through college?

Me neither.

What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of four.


Sorry...I could not resist. That joke is extremely racist ;D

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench and support a family.

How long does it take a black lady to take a dump?

9 months.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

I've heard that one.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

Ever heard of the black man that made it through college?

Me neither.

What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of four.


Sorry...I could not resist. That joke is extremely racist ;D

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench and support a family.

How long does it take a black lady to take a dump?

9 months.

What do you call a Mexican in language arts class?
A paragraph, cuz its not an esse yet.

Sorry xYoh...

 

[brotatochip]

I have so many racist black jokes, it's not even funny.

And I'm half black!

I've got Mexican jokes.

I've got asian jokes.

 

[DuckkieRawrrs]

Ever heard of the black man that made it through college?

Me neither.

What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of four.


Sorry...I could not resist. That joke is extremely racist ;D

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench and support a family.

How long does it take a black lady to take a dump?

9 months.

What do you call a Mexican in language arts class?
A paragraph, cuz its not an esse yet.

Sorry xYoh...

How do you hide something from a Black Man?
Put it in a book.
(Lol really racist)

 

[beehdaubs]

Ever heard of the black man that made it through college?

Me neither.

What can a pizza do that a black man can't? Feed a family of four.


Sorry...I could not resist. That joke is extremely racist ;D

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A park bench and support a family.

How long does it take a black lady to take a dump?

9 months.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

What do you call one million black people in the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

 

[beehdaubs]

While those very racist black jokes are going into effect, I'm going to start making some blonde jokes on top of it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

[Gnome]

*knock knock* Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
*knock knock* Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana. =P

 

[QNT3N]

There was a French guy, a Mexican guy, an American guy, and a Japanese guy on a rooftop. They all agreed to throw off something that they had plenty of in there country.

The Japanese man throws off sushi.
"We have a lot of sushi in our country." he says.

The French man throws off condoms.
"There is a lot of love in our country." he says.

The Mexican throws off tacos.
"We have a lot of those in our country.

The American throws off the Mexican.