Best Worst Jokes

[Clown Town]

What is the Worst joke that was SOO bad that it was funny?

mine was this

'There were two sausages in a frying pan... one says to the other "Boy its hot out here" and the other says "OH MY GOD ITS A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

BEST WORST JOKE EVAH!

whats ur fav?

BTW by best worst joke i mean a joke that was so bad it was funny

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

uh...

*knock* *knock*

who's there?

< inserts any animal>

<insert the animal> who?

Wanna banana?

lol soooo cute n funneh

My teacher's son says it all the time xD

He says horsie monkey snake and still pure banana xD

 

[fullofmyself]

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?




I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.



What is brown and sticky?




A stick.

 

[Gabby]

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?




I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.



What is brown and sticky?




A stick.

I like that last one.

 

[sarahbear]

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

So she can sing with the other.

Helen Keller jokes are pretty mean, but some of them are so funny.

 

[DevilGopher]

*knock knock*

Whos there?

Interrupting cow

interrupting cow wh- MOO!

 

[beehdaubs]

So a man walks into an antique store and asks "Whats new?".

 

[Gnome]

So a man walks into an antique store and asks "Whats new?".

*giggle*

 

[beehdaubs]

Oh ya, I heard another good joke today.

"What is worse than 100 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 100 trees."

Congratulations if you get it!

 

[Hub12]

Oh ya, I heard another good joke today.

"What is worse than 100 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 100 trees."

Congratulations if you get it!

o_0 I got it.


"Why did the girl drop her lolipop?"

....................

"She got hit by a bus!"

It's so terrible it makes me laugh.

 

[Orange]

What's the difference between a cookie and an elephant?
A cookie doesn't have a trunk.

 

[-Aaron]

A man walked into a bar.

Ouch.



Why aren't Pokemon allowed in change rooms?

Because they Peek-at-you.



How do you get Pikachu to ride the bus?

You Poke-em-on.

 

[sarahbear]

What did the cowboy say to the horse?... Why the long face?

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?... Neither did she.

 

[Orange]

What's the difference between a cookie and an elephant?
An elephant doesn't crumble.

 

[Kanye Omari West]

For all you Hispanic people out there, here's a Pogeyman joke.

Pikachu siempre dice Pika Pika pero nunca se rasca.

 

[kalinn]

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

 

[Goaliegal49]

a fish needs a bicycle, like a woman needs a man.

congratulations if u get it!!

 

[DevilGopher]

lol

 

[Kanye Omari West]

a fish needs a bicycle, like a woman needs a man.

congratulations if u get it!!

Y'ALL KALLIN US STOOPIT?

 

[QNT3N]

I have so many racist black jokes, it's not even funny.

And I'm half black!