I also like Erik's: "If you're afraid of wolves, don't go to the woods."
He happens to live in a town with three wolves, so it's a good philosophy for him to have. He has said he plans to tickle Freya's feet if he wants to get something out of her. That . . . might not end well.
Poncho's from WW - "C'mere! Lemme bench press you!"
Joey's from NL - "Don't get your feathers all ruffled. Just chill."
Hamphrey's - "Children should be seen and not heard."