BellTree Bible

[Zex]

I found a book in my backyard called the "BellTree Bible"/

Inside it says that when hell on TBT has come, Numner will come back to save us all. He will take us to a forum with fluffy clouds and the members there have wings. Everyone at the new forum is perfect, nice, and never goes a day without saying thank you. But the downside is that Numner will leave all the trolls who caused the hellfire at TBT to stay here and burn!

Moral - Be nice

 

[MasterC]

So basically,Numner is making a forum and invite everyone who has been kind on TBT and not allow any trolls to that forum.....

 

[Zex]

Yes but we never know when thats the fun part about the Bible

 

[SodaDog]

wow, i bet thats gonna happen in like 10 years

 

[Zex]

He is our savior. he walked among us as a member, went away, then returned. Now he is gone again, but the Bible says he shall return!!

 

[MasterC]

So what did he technically do?

 

[Zex]

So what did he technically do?

He wandered the forums performing miracles never thought to happen. He made the most serious members laugh, and the happiest members cry.

 

[muffun]

I'm his favorite disciple. 0

 

[Zex]

I'm his favorite disciple. 0

Someone gets it

 

[Thunder]

What.

 

[D1llon]

...I find this discussion offensive

 

[Psychonaut]

why numner?

 

[[Nook]]

...I find this discussion offensive

And I find it to be hilarious.

Maybe he means "bible" as in a holy book of a religion, not a version of the Christian bible.

 

[Brad]

Rejoice! The story is known!

 

[Mino]

...I find this discussion offensive

And not a single **** was given by anyone.

 

[Marcus]

Can he walk on water, or is it a myth?

 

[twinkinator]

...I find this discussion offensive

And so do I...