I found a few gems on the YTC community yesterday.
Speaking of, there's a guy named "YTC Quotes" (NNID CheeseNips) and his account is filled with hilarious things.
Anyway...
CONVERSATION 1
Person 1:"hi does anyone like butts"
Person 2:"Dude Get Of Miiverse! Right Now!!!!"
1:"why but im really feeling it"
2:"[deleted]"
1"your mean im banning you"
Person 3:"[Deleted]"
2:"I'm Not Mean, I'm Telling You That You Shouldn't Say Nasty Words Like That"
1:"[Person 3] mean private part i ban you too"
2:"Ok I'm Going Somewhere Else"
3:"Then don't snitch"
1:"plez dont i hev crush on u"
2:"Ok, I'm Outta Here"
3:"the admin is satin of miivers"
1:"sorry my friend was using my miiverse account while i was in the bathroom"
3:"all hail the helx fossil"
CONVERSATION 2
Person 1:I am a single guy looking for a guy male boy I'm 15 btw hi
Person 2:In Youtube Community (this one) you can find easily a person like the kind of person than you want, in Yt. community, people is more good and kind than in N.S.Luigi U community
Person 3:im 17
1:I'm a guy but if your ok with that then hey bby
3:hey bby
1:are you bi or g''ay
3:yes
1:Ok lets talk relationship lol jk but lets talk then maybe
(I'm not trying to offend gays or anything, being gay is fine, it's just the fact that this guy is trying to find a relationship on Miiverse I thought was funny. Also, male boy?)
Some other trash:
"Did u know that u can watch katey parry on youtube she has lodes of songs"
"what are those?!?!?!?!" "Why don't you try and find out?"