Assuming all the liberals haven't made guns illegal probably a good ol' boomstick(a.k.a. a shotgun). Other than that perhaps a pitchfork? The former for knockback and easy head shots and the latter for...if I have nothing better, I guess!
God, that is a tough TOUGH decision but... I'll go with Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. I have played through it sooo many times I love it so much <3
Man this is so hard. It's a tie between Zelda Windwaker, ACNL, Super Mario Sunshine, and Destiny 1 (memories). Probably Zelda BotW as well. Those make me happy.
Can you remember the first youtube video you've ever watched?