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[melly]

with my nose

where do you GO?

 

[KoolKoopa123]

in the sewer
who ate mah chicken?

 

[DarthGohan1]

colonel sanders

what is adam sandler's username on tbt?

 

[captaj12]

yo mama
why didnt the ladder shades come out yet?

 

[Zachary]

Because I don't want them

Why do people like this game?

 

[captaj12]

cuz 7 8 9
why do cows have udders?

 

[AndersonAmz]

Because they're cows

When is a cat wrong?

 

[Rockman!]

When a dog is right.

What is my name?

 

[cornymikey]

Quagmire.

why do fruits exist?

 

[captaj12]

2 b devoured by the chosen 1
why did mj die?

 

[Riri]

DOES NOT COMPUTE
Where is the end of the world? (because it's obviously flat)

 

[AmyRawr]

My butt
Is Chuck Norris Barak Obama?

 

[Riri]

No, but a tin can.
What's 2 divided by 0?

 

[captaj12]

milk
how do teachers hold in their farts?

 

[tazaza]

By sitting on there heads.

Does pie fly?

 

[yuba]

yes! ever where.


why does the movie twilight such and book doesnt?

 

[Numner]

Cause only movies such?
Why is there...

 

[Pokeman]

it sucks,

where is the empire state building

 

[Riri]

Nevermind, posted to early

 

[yuba]

cause god doesnt want to share.


she is a .....?