Animal Crossing IRL

[monalu11]

What if everything in ACNL applied to us in real life? How messed up would everything be?


My dog would have his own house.


Oh, and when I come back from IKEA shopping, I would bring home a bag of leaves.


There would be a pigeon running Starbucks literally every second of his life...0.0


Anglers would die from trying to fit sharks into their pockets.


So yeah... Also, how messed up would ACNL be if everything in IRL applied to the game?

 

[Celty]

...I would sell beetles and fruit and seashells and bugs and fish for a living...

I would constantly be ripped off by a raccoon.

Lyle's crew would come in everyday at 6 am when I'm sleeping and look around my house and belongings and give me points based off my furniture.

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Ahahaha lol that would be so funny.

A giraffe would teach you fashion tips

I would get scammed by a fox

You could swin in a sea full of sharks and not even get scared

 

[TheGreatBrain]

I wouldn't have to work ( much). Whenever I got hungry, I would eat some fruit. However, I wouldn't really need to eat at all.

I could beat up my villagers, and they would forget all about it in a few minutes.

Whenever I needed bells, I could just fish or catch bugs. It might be kind of gross putting them in my pockets, though.lol.

I would never see my mom or dad. I could only read the letters they sent.

 

[monalu11]

Haha, I already pretty much eat mostly fruit irl anyway ^^

 

[ams]

Money would literally grow on trees.

My house would have constant construction when I'm trying to sleep.

Octopi could survive on land.

There would be a little yellow dog that was much more competent at my job than I am.

 

[Arabelle]

I would hold my axe in my hand, run around and talk to people in town.. And they will not say anything or be afraid that I'm holding an axe in my hand when I'm talking to them..or running.. Lol they'll smile at me c:

 

[mitzi_crossing]

I'd have animals as best friends (what could be better than that?)

There's always a sunny, warm island a short boat trip away

 

[mayorcarlie]

My boyfriend always comments on how nice it would be if this was reality when I'm out catching bugs on the island to pay off my homeloan in order to start my next renovation. I'm inclined to agree with him.

 

[stinaj68]

Haha this would be so funny and weird! No one would have real jobs and i would just be traveling to the island and constantly hunting for beetles to earn money all the time. It would be really cool to have all the animals talk to me though. I probably would never get any sleep because my house would always be under construction also. I would never have to eat anything for the rest of my life. I could grow an entire orchard in three days. I would pretty much own my town haha.

 

[FireNinja1]

Oh dear. Well, you could stuff toilets, sofas, and a sink into a mailbox, for one. To go even further, you could store up to 16 of any large appliance in your pocket and give them to your neighbors with ease in the form of a leaf. There are zero dressing rooms, you can change clothes by doing a flip. You could not walk while sipping your coffee. The world would make complete sense! (sarcasm)

 

[CrossAnimal]

There wouldn't be any need for history classes. You could just sit under a big tree and watch important dates scroll past in midair.

 

[misspiggy95]

I CAN GET TAN IN JUST ONE HOUR OF STANDING IN THE SUN
(ooh the struggle i wish was real)

 

[FelicityShadow]

If this included some of the online stuff, then as mayor I could just one day say "I don't like this villager" and then go to other towns trying to sell or give them away. Depending on the villager I could either get a large profit to be used on the PWPs or get rid of an unwanted villager. The villagers will be okay and just forget that the sold villager existed.

Just the fact that you could be mayor at a young age for a bunch of talking animals!

Balloons are harder to get than sharks if you don't pass by people.

As mayor I could order nature to stop making flowers die.

 

[monalu11]

Everyone would be so fit because of running around so much, like for 2 hours :/

- - - Post Merge - - -

Oh dear. Well, you could stuff toilets, sofas, and a sink into a mailbox, for one. To go even further, you could store up to 16 of any large appliance in your pocket and give them to your neighbors with ease in the form of a leaf. There are zero dressing rooms, you can change clothes by doing a flip. You could not walk while sipping your coffee. The world would make complete sense! (sarcasm)

*walking down the street from Starbucks
"Hey wait a moment, let me sip my coffee."
*stops
*drinks coffee
*continues walking

Like you're trained to naturally come to a halt whenever drinking or eating something.

 

[ThatRandomMayor]

Burial dolls lend out tools and collect donations