A Spongebob a Day Keeps the Want for Childhood Away (opinion warning)
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Crobatman45
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It's the freaking PILOT.
TRY TO DEEPLY EXPLAIN A PILOT.
I DARE YOU.
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But anyway, other episodes will have more in-depth reviews as they have a progressive plot.
Liquid Ocelot
dead + tired
As an English Major, I probably could. I could deeply explain toothpaste if you wanted me to, tbh.
But since it's the pilot- doesn't it kind of need some more attention?
I'll leave you alone, yo.
. Not that spongebob is bad, but the newer episodes aren't my cup of tea.
Crobatman45
Is the best banana
Made a better review for episode 2.
Going to type it out and save it.
Going to type it out and save it.
davidfosterwallace
Member
Yeah this ain't no review. If you'd like I could show you how it's done with something I wrote a few months ago: a satricial review of Pizza Delivery as compared to Anarcho-Capitalism.
Crobatman45
Is the best banana
2a: Bubble Stand.
Man, this episode was my favorite as a kid. I still remember doing that "technique" with SpongeBob. Well, at least the physically possible moves. Now, this episode's animation with the bubbles having a see-through ripple in them is actually quite interesting. That looked nice. Now, the ending. Squidward screaming just cracked me up this time for some reason. Maybe it's because I haven't seen this in five years. I don't know.
Overall: godly
2b: Ripped Pants
This is another favorite. It just made no sense to me at the time, and I just thought the ripping was funny. But now, I can totally feel what's happening. Repeating a joke over and over all because you think it's funny does not make it funny for others. But what about that song? That song was beautiful. This episode doesn't have much to discuss.
Overall: Great
Man, this episode was my favorite as a kid. I still remember doing that "technique" with SpongeBob. Well, at least the physically possible moves. Now, this episode's animation with the bubbles having a see-through ripple in them is actually quite interesting. That looked nice. Now, the ending. Squidward screaming just cracked me up this time for some reason. Maybe it's because I haven't seen this in five years. I don't know.
Overall: godly
2b: Ripped Pants
This is another favorite. It just made no sense to me at the time, and I just thought the ripping was funny. But now, I can totally feel what's happening. Repeating a joke over and over all because you think it's funny does not make it funny for others. But what about that song? That song was beautiful. This episode doesn't have much to discuss.
Overall: Great
ShinySandwich
VIP Member
Heh, Do snail race
Crobatman45
Is the best banana
When I get to it, Shiny.
Crobatman45
Is the best banana
3a- Jellyfishing
This episode. This is the first example of a Squidward torture episode. And they do it right. SpongeBob and Patrick just torture him because they don't know what they're doing. That "firmly grasp it" scene still is classic and always will be.
Overall: A slice of heaven
3b- Plankton!
The first time Plankton showed up, and let's just say that Mr. Lawrence's voice here was just so soothing. The "booster seat" joke was great, albeit a bit sad. If only we had Plankton episodes like this again.
Overall: great
This episode. This is the first example of a Squidward torture episode. And they do it right. SpongeBob and Patrick just torture him because they don't know what they're doing. That "firmly grasp it" scene still is classic and always will be.
Overall: A slice of heaven
3b- Plankton!
The first time Plankton showed up, and let's just say that Mr. Lawrence's voice here was just so soothing. The "booster seat" joke was great, albeit a bit sad. If only we had Plankton episodes like this again.
Overall: great
Crobatman45
Is the best banana
Alright guys. Every Saturday I will watch a new Spongebob early.
http://strawpoll.me/2007931
http://strawpoll.me/2007931
Crobatman45
Is the best banana
The turnout of the poll was too low. So let's choose out of a random generator.
IT CHOSE THE SPLINTER.
Everybody:
IT CHOSE THE SPLINTER.
Everybody:
If you need insanity consultation, im here
"U" is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all...
Crobatman45
Is the best banana
The review is cancelled for tonight.
I hit some personal cyberbullying problems and I need to vent out my frustration.
I hit some personal cyberbullying problems and I need to vent out my frustration.
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