Giveaway 800 tbt bells

[Javocado]

Tell me a good pun.
Best one gets bells.
Duration: 1 hour.

 

[Pathetic]

THIS THREAD IS !!!! MY GOAL

hey how do pirates date

dey hOOK UPP AHAHAHA

 

[g u a v a]

When is a door not a door?

....

When it's ajar~

 

[Marshal Mcsmug]

My name is Abel but im Able to do lots of things
The name is Armin but i put my Armout
dont worry im just doing some Arins
omg im so bad at making puns

 

[ACMaud]

Waauw I would love to win !!!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[Patty]

Are you a beaver? Because damnnnnn.

 

[ACMaud]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[jessicat_197]

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

 

[BlueDress]

Wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

 

[Marshal Mcsmug]

My puns arent bad thier tearable

 

[ACMaud]

I don't know if you can enter multiple times but:

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

 

[ChibiAngel86]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

[ACMaud]

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

 

[Smash_Bro]

Nothing beats a pretty girl with a great singing voice...

...except Chris Brown!

 

[kassie]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink

 

[ACMaud]

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

 

[ThatInsaneHenry]

a little rp

random guy: hey have you seen carl?
me: which carl?
random guy: the giant corn guy
me: i dont want to talk about it
random guy:why not
me:because i think hes STALKING me
random guy: carl is stalking you?
*carl the corn stalk emerges from the ground*
me: see this is why i dont talk about him, because he has EARS everywhere
random guy: well SHUCKS, i cant help you with that, guess what
me: what?
random guy: knock knock
me: whos there?
random guy:the door
me:really your going with that CORNY joke i could do BUTTER than that

 

[Marshal Mcsmug]

This is my job its soda pressing

 

[doveling]

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

 

[JayTrain]

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.