Giveaway 7-Eleven Set

[Javocado]

"wanna help me with all this weed?"
"dude sure"
"Haha alright *gets out copy if animal crossing*"

 

[Keen]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
-An investigator

 

[Momonoki]

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

 

[Gusmanak]

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Because NK's missiles can't reach that far

 

[MiloticTrainer8]

Knock knock
Who's there
A pile up
...

 

[Sloom]

Um

The man eating muesli was pulled over by a strong current

Here . . .

 

[HoneyBunny]

Don't drink water, fish have *** in it

 

[amemome]

A pregnant woman was in a car accident and while in the hospital, fell into a coma. When she awoke, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, "Doc, what happened to my baby!"

The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you."

"Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's not really the smartest guy..."

The doctor replied, "Well, ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise."

"Oh, thanks goodness," smiled the woman. "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew."

 

[CR33P]

Yo mama so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

 

[Bowtiebulbasaur]

Whats it called when your crush likes you back ?
Imagination !

 

[Fairy]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who cares, it's just an animal crossing the road.





(wow omg that was really bad i feel like shrunk)

 

[Inaudible Whispers]

I had this in my mind for a while

What did one tortilla chip say to the other when it caught it stealing cheese?

Hey, that?s nacho cheese!

 

[Adhara]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey! We don't serve food here!"

 

[flameprinc3ss]

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on ?whooping cough? and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

 

[Xlash]

A father walk into a hotel and the father asks the front receptionist, "I hope your porn is disabled." Disgusted, the receptionist replies, "Our porn is just regular porn you pervert."

 

[e-puff]

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