There once was a young lady called Penn,
Who distinctly preferred dogs over men,
Her best doggie friend Lulu had a cute little ringer
That she used to ding when she wanted her dinner
Now here I issue a word of warning
if you should wish to see tomorrow dawning
A word of advice you really must take
To ensure you not have a premature wake
If you have two legs and definitely not four
a Bottle of wine take, flowers, chocolates or more
BUT........ leave that damn ringer alone down on the floor!
Hahaha ... Lulu made me write this:
The Pen has a plan and she bolts for the door
To the wine shoppe and florist and chocolate store!
A romantic dinner with two legged amour
And Lu's bell lies silent, un- dinged on the floor!
Poor Lulu is mournful with puppy dog eyes
As she contemplates sadly her dinner's demise
It's all because of that BiggKitty's lies
That Pennifer needs to have romantic ties!
"What blasphemy!" frets Lulu, "if only I could
I'd fly over to Spain and bite BiggKitty good
T'would be sweet revenge, and really I should
But I'm stuck here unable, and so misunderstood!"
What's this? The door opens and there stands the Pen
She's returned all alone, but this isn't the end
She produces Lu's dinner with a flourish which sends
Our Lulu's bell ringing again and again