Giveaway 2000 TBT Bells! (Winners announced!)

[Javocado]

Alls you have to do to enter is post a pun in here.
The people who posted a pun in here will have their usernames entered in a randomizer and the winning name will be selected on Monday at 10pm PST.

Thank you and good luck!

Also using the same pun as someone else or just making the effort into putting a pun will qualify you!


Ends in about 6 hours from this edit!
Will close the thread and make a video announcing winner tomorrow because damnit I feel like making a video.
Also, will choose 5 of my favorite puns and they will be receiving a small 100 bell bonus!

 

[matt]

Tortimer on elite hammer tour:
You hit your goal

 

[Autem]

What do you call a snarky criminal running down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.

Edit: If that doesn't count as a pun here's another one.

I never trust stairs because they're always up to something.

 

[Nad]

Ha, omg, this sounds like so much fun. So many puns, so little time xD I'm going to go with Avery's favorite: "I guess the sun has really taken a shine to us" *insert acnl laughter here* (I have so many more, save yourself)

 

[matt]

What do you call a snarky criminal running down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.

Does that count?

is that a pun? Or a joke

 

[boujee]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[Autem]

is that a pun? Or a joke

Isn't it both?

 

[ALananhR]

I caught a crucian carp! What a crucial catch

 

[Feloreena]

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

 

[daniduckyface]

VM me if pics aren't allowed so i can re-enter lol

EDIT: If i win, please give the bells to Noiru since i'm on my way out, i want to help her white feather as much as I can

 

[iamnothyper]

ahem

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

 

[PrayingMantis10]

It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle..he just didn't have the balls to do it.

 

[TheSauce]

This is a story about 2 rocks.

Rock 1: Hey, Rock 2, I have a idea about how we could get all the rock ladies.

Rock 2: What is it?

Rock 1: We need a rock solid plan. (geddit cuz rocks)

Buh dum crash?

 

[Hyoshido]

Lettuce know if I win!

Wow that's terrible
I'm javing a joke here 8(

 

[creme]

what kind of shoes does voldemort wear??? hor-crocs :^)


bonus: ice and water are best friends because they're h 2 bros

 

[PlasmaPower]

Everyone's so punny.

 

[Lualdara]

i tried to find like 10 good puns that made me laugh but no pun in 10 did

 

[tobi!]

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

 

[Karminny]

I hate It what people ask what im doing in 5years, like, come on guys! I don't have 20/20 vision!

 

[Vizionari]

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.