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Wishy_The_Star
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Oki here it is :
So theres a fish swimming in a pond. He looks up and sees a fly above the water,
And says when that fly drops i will jump up and catch it and thats dinner.
Theres a bear by the pond who says : when that fly drops and the fish jumps, i will swat the fish and thats dinner.
Theres a hunter behind the bear who says: when the fly drops, the fish jumps and the bear swats i will shoot the bear and thats dinner.
Theres a mouse in a bush who says: when the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear swats and the hunter shoots, i will go for the hunter lunch-box and thats dinner.
Theres a cat in a tree above the bush who says: when the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear swats, the hunter shoots, and the mouse runs, i will pounce on the mouse and thats dinner.
So the fly drops.
The fish jumps.
The bear swats.
The hunter shoots.
The mouse runs.
And the cat pounces.
The cat misses and falls in the pond.
Whats the moral of the story?
So theres a fish swimming in a pond. He looks up and sees a fly above the water,
And says when that fly drops i will jump up and catch it and thats dinner.
Theres a bear by the pond who says : when that fly drops and the fish jumps, i will swat the fish and thats dinner.
Theres a hunter behind the bear who says: when the fly drops, the fish jumps and the bear swats i will shoot the bear and thats dinner.
Theres a mouse in a bush who says: when the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear swats and the hunter shoots, i will go for the hunter lunch-box and thats dinner.
Theres a cat in a tree above the bush who says: when the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear swats, the hunter shoots, and the mouse runs, i will pounce on the mouse and thats dinner.
So the fly drops.
The fish jumps.
The bear swats.
The hunter shoots.
The mouse runs.
And the cat pounces.
The cat misses and falls in the pond.
Whats the moral of the story?
When the fly drops the ***** gets wet
jfstalkertje
Senior Member
I was offered Sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
abelsister
cute but psycho
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an *******!
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