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[Ragdoll]

stalking this thread cuz i need a good laugh haha

 

[Javocado]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[deerui]

oh deer
broken image

forgive me, jav, it's fixed
but still lame

 

[Javocado]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

 

[Ragdoll]

i hope OP likes puns lol

 

[tobi!]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus giggle?

10 tickles.

 

[Javocado]

oh here is my favorite

What did the buffalo say to his son before he left to college?

Bison.

 

[tobi!]

Why were dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

 

[Javocado]

So for my Astronomy class, I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

[tobi!]

What is an oxymoron? An honest lawyer.

 

[deerui]

Bison xD im dying to death rn.



A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

 

[Javocado]

Do you need an inhaler because you got ass-ma

 

[tobi!]

How many ants can fit in an apartment?

Tenants.

 

[deerui]

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

 

[Ragdoll]

Do you need an inhaler because you got ass-ma

OH MY GDO CANT BRETH

 

[spacedog]

OH MY GDO CANT BRETH

do u need an inhaler

 

[Javocado]

So for my Astronomy class, I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

If u were a Pokemon you'd be a steel type bc way to steel my post!!

 

[Ragdoll]

do u need an inhaler

U DID NOT JUST

 

[Javocado]

how does a mexican like me cut his hair

with little ceasar's

 

[deerui]

If u were a Pokemon you'd be a steel type bc way to steel my post!!

going back and seeing you already said this ; v ;; sorry