1000tbt giveaway

[LinkToTheWorld]

Okie dokie, this will be the last tbt giveaway for now as my next two are going to be for in game items/bells

To enter, I want to know your funniest Christmas memories/stories and I'll choose the ones I enjoyed reading the most these can be as long or as short as you like

Prizes are as follows -

1st prize - 550
2nd prize - 300
3rd prize - 150

Giveaway will close tomorrow evening GMT around 6 or 7pm. Will extend if there aren't enough entries by then.

Once again, there are no rules for this giveaway other than the entry requirement (and obvious ones like politeness to everybody etc etc). If you won a previous giveaway of mine you are still welcome to participate and will still have an equal opportunity to win.

Good luck and Happy Christmas!

 

[hamster]

i remember coming home quite late & my cat was stuck in the christmas tree. he was whining & it had been knocked over. he liked to climb it a lot & he made a mess. i got him out but he kept on pawing the tree & running around it... i just gave him a bauble so he just played with that for a while.
early in the morning i heard the tree fall down again & i went upstairs. it looked like he attempted to climb to the top & he just stared at me looking traumatised then ran off. he was fine in the morning though
he hasn't taken notice of our trees ever since

 

[wolfie1]

I don't remember this because I was very little but according to my mother, one of my cousins had a girlfriend who was black, but the rest of my family is white, and she brought it for Christmas day to spend the day with us and to celebrate. When we sat down to eat, it looks like I was looking around like "wtf is this sorcery, everyone is white but that girl over there is black? Am I dreaming or something?" and my mother kept feeding me so that I couldn't say anything about it. I didn't, though, but maybe it was because my mouth was always full, lol.

 

[Jinxie]

I think my favourite memory of Christmas is when I used to make the branches of our fake Christmas tree into little rooms for my troll dolls. I was only young at the time, and I kept making the branches more and more connected, and I thought ''I wonder if my cat can sit in the tree?'', so I grabbed him and put him into the tree branches and he fell immediately... I look back now and it's pretty funny, and how stupid I was as a kid...

But no matter what happened at Christmas, I'd always eat the chocolate hanging on the tree within 3 days of putting up the tree :I

Also, thank you for doing this + merry christmas!

 

[Bunnilla]

I remember the other Christmas my 6 year old cousin opened her gift. It was an Elsa doll. Not only that, but if you clicked a button she sang let it go .-. She had no off switch and my cousin kept spamming the button. My older cousin said: If there's no off button, I'll make one." xD Good times

 

[Berry <3]

My unforgetable Christmas memory was when we had our first christmas with our few months old rabbits. We had put up the christmas tree near the beginning of December and as days went past, more gifts from family and friends were put underneath. The floor soon filled up. Everyone in the household had something under the tree, including our rabbits. Our rabbits also play around the same area as the christmas tree. On Christmas morning, everyone was excited to see what they've gotten from each other. As we removed each present, we discovered many rabbit poo under the tree. We do not know how we didn't notice it before but it looks our rabbits also wanted to give some presents to us as well.

 

[Antonio]

This is a True story i told in the Brewster Cafe the other day, about the day i saw Santa Claus. It was Christmas Eve and i was like 5 years old at the time but back then i was "This many", holding up 4 fingers since i wasn't smart enough to hold up 5 fingers. Anyways, i couldn't sleep that night, maybe it was because it was Christmas eve or i slipped and hit my head on the stair but all i know was that if i couldn't sleep that night, just blame the stairs. Anyways, it was around 11pm and it was waaayyyay past my bedtime when i started hearing bells coming from outside the house. NOOOOO, I'M NOT CRAZY, well not back then BUT I REALLY HEARD BELLS COMING FROM OUTSIDE THE HOUSE. Before i knew it, i saw Santa and his home-deers (Like homeboys, but deers. Gawd, i'm corny af) landing in the driveway of my stepmom's sister house which we were staying at the time. I saw Rudolph, and the other reindeer's which i don't know thier names but i saw all of them, just sitting there in the driveway. THEN (Caps for dramatic effect), i heard the back door slide open, so knowing it was Santa since everyone was asleep, i tried to sneak downstairs to see Santa Claus but then my dad woke up and asked me what was i doing up. If i said if i was going see Santa, he wouldn't have let me go so i told him that i had to go to the bathroom. So, instead of my dad going back to sleep, he got up, covered my eyes, and walk me to the bathroom. HE FRICKIN COVERED MY EYES, WHY DID HE COVER MY EYES, DID HE KNOW OR WHAT?? Anyways, i just sat on the toilet singing Christmas songs to "help me go" and when i got back to the room, he was gone. Hoping he was still out there, even that I knew he left, i tried sneaking out again, got caught, did the same excuse, and jingle bell rock in the bathroom 2 more times after that, which sucked candy canes. After that, i went to sleep like a baby, or like a 5 year old, it was like the same thing back then. When i woke up that morning, i got some presents from Santa like a slinky and a remote toy car that i broke later that day. To this day i can't seem to forget that night, even if i try to, i just can't, like i can't, ok? The end.

 

[Xandra]

Welp, here it goes... (This is probably the most boring/weird holiday story of all, but i live in Florida so there is no cold, so there is no winter) It was like, getting close to Christmas and i was walking outside with my dog, and there was THE smallest-microscopic piece of ice on the floor (probably hail or something) and my dog just bolted back inside to my house, started barking his head off, with his tail between his legs, and his ears flopped down and just, panicking because he had never seen ice or something, O.O. I know, it's pretty weird, but hey, at least i couldn't believe that day it was 60 degrees (Coldest you'll ever get in Florida) and there was a piece of ICE, on the floor.

 

[Makusai]

My favorite Christmas memory has got to be the year my mom bought a honey baked ham for christmas day dinner and set it on the dining room table right before dinner was served, and as neither her nor I was looking, our dog Scooter jumped on the table and chomped down on that sucker. We were really angry when he did it back then, but now we crack up about it every christmas

 

[TheGreatBrain]

My funniest Christmas memory.

I was around 5 years old and our family was opening presents. My mom handed my older sister a gift. It was a beautiful Barbie. Then she handed me mine. It was the same shaped box as my sisters, so I knew it had a Barbie too. Boy was I excited. As I began tearing off the wrapping paper, I noticed something odd about my Barbie. I said " Wow, she has bushy eyebrows". Then I realized that my Barbie was a Ken. I was so disappointed. Christmas was ruined. My mom said that she was sure that my sister would share her Barbie with me, and we could take turns playing with Barbie and Ken. I knew that was not going to happen.

I was so happy when my mom handed my sister another Barbie shaped box, and it was a Ken. Then she gave me my Barbie shaped box, and of course it had a beautiful Barbie in it. We played Barbie's all day long. This is one of my favorite Christmas memories.

 

[visibleghost]

one year our tree fell onto our grandma when she was sleeping. (she was sleeping on the living room sofa.) it wasnt very funny then because obviously she was a bit shaken by it and also our tree got pretty ugly and a few decorations broke, but now thinking back on it it is kind of funny

 

[CinnaMuffin]

I think I was about 9 or 10, and was helping my grandpa put up the tree, like I always had. and when I was putting up the lights on the step stool, the dog ran by at super sonic speed, caught the cord for the lights, pulled me off of the step stool and drug me through the kitchen and all the back to the tree before I let go. xD It's pretty funny, but I'm still kind of scared of the dog even to this day.

 

[Crash]

when i was five, i REALLY wanted a barbie airplane. apparently i talked about it nonstop that entire year, and god forbid i saw the commercial for it too, because then they'd never hear the end of it for the rest of the day. so when christmas came & i went through all my presents, i found a big box in the back and naturally, it was a barbie airplane. according to my mom, as soon as i tore off the wrapping paper and saw the picture on the front, i lifted the box up as high as i could and screamed "I GOT!!! THE BARBIE!! AIRPLANEEEE!!!" at the top of my lungs -- so loudly that my mom (who was filming it all) almost dropped the camera. that story is told like four or five times every year around this time because it's like my mom's favorite story ever lol.

 

[Kitsuragi]

we didnt have power during christmas a few years ago and so we couldnt have christmas dinner
so mom got hot dogs and we made hot dogs over our fireplace for christmas dinner

 

[Redficasu]

I am 14, but the time of this story i was 13. I have 5 siblings, 2 brothers and 3 sisters and my whole family decided to go on a train ride where Santa would come on and ask everyone what they wanted for Christmas and this little Christmas bell. If you couldn't guess already, this is suppose to be like the Polar Express. So Santa comes onto the bus and my older sister and I decided to be dorks and yelled "SANTA!!! I KNOW HIM!!!" Like from the movie Elf. This is where it gets crazy... he comes to e and asks what i want... and i proudly said "I WANNA UNICORN!!!" And for like 10 seconds this "Santa" just looks at me. He was probably thinking like "Great, another big dumbo" but instead he says, "Well, animals are sometimes hard to bring to houses, since i don't have all the room in the world on my sleigh. So, of course, without even thinking, my fat mouth goes "Well how about a Pegasus? They can fly! You wouldn't need it to fit in your sleigh!" And you want to know what he says? he just laughed a little and went "okay, we'll see..." HE LEFT! After that he just walked away! didn't give me a little bell and the best part of all... He totally just skipped my older sister!!! She didn't even have time to say Hi to Santa, no bell, NOTHING!
The best part is, for Christmas, my parents got me a stuffed Pegasus from the show "Sofia the First"
But yeah, that probably has to be my favorite Christmas memory

As another quick short one, that same Christmas my little sister who was 3 at thee time got a very cute outfit and she just goes... "Why did Santa buy me clothes?" in this very Sassy voice. But yea those are it
Both of these are very much True as well... i can post a picture of the Pegasus for proof if you want me to. (If i an find it

 

[N a t]

I'm gonna be a greedy but and enter this giveaway I guess, lol. But after reading some of the stories before mine, I probably won't win. That's okay by me though hahaaa.

Spoiler: Kinda long

So, anyways, it was Christmas night. My family had already celebrated for the day, and I was kinda craving a chocolate cake. I told the fam I'd be making a cake, but later I hadn't made it. I realized I didn't feel like cooking it at all. And my mom complained to me about it, cuz she wanted the cake, and the way my mom usually is I assumed this was a command to make the cake or she'd punish me. I was so mad though, so I made the cake. First off, the cake wasn't cooled enough when I started icing. So the cake was tearing apart as it stuck to the icing. Chocolate cake and chocolate icing, by the time I was done it looked like a pile of legit crap. I was even angrier. So, I took out the sprinkles, and spent probably 10-25 minutes spelling out "Eat ****" in sprinkles on my crap cake. I didn't say a word, I sat down at the table with everyone where they were playing cards. My mom asked if the cake was done, I told her yes in my usual "I'm angry" voice. She gave me this dumb look, went into the kitchen, and she just laughed. She laughed so hard, and then she called everyone into the kitchen, and then they all laughed too. And I was trying so hard to stay angry, but I laugh very easily, and so I started laughing, and then my mom told me I didn't HAVE to make the cake, and then I was mad again. I really wish I had a picture of the cake to post. My mom took pics, but since we all got new phones recently I don't know where the picture is now! I still ate that cake, but only the insides of it. I don't like icing much, so when I ate the middle of the cake, the rest if it just collapsed. And then everyone had no choice but to eat a thin layer of cake and a ton of icing. I was naughty that year.

Anyways! Thanks very much for this lovely giveaway! Good luck everyone, and Happy Holidays to you all <3

 

[Mistymayz]

So every year as a family we make MASSIVE amounts of christmas cookies. like enough to last till february. I think I was 6 when I got kinda pissed that I couldn't get a second cookie that night cause "santa" needed some. So I snuck downstairs and ate like 15 of em...spent the whole night vomiting rainbows and sprinkles

 

[Bcat]

This is a little mean but it's one of my favorites...
My brother lives out of town and because of work he didn't get to come home on Christmas like we thought he would, he was delayed to come a few days after. Now, on christmas we always order some special candy from see's to put in our stockings and eat throughout Christmas break. But since he wasn't coming that left 1 small box of a perfectly good silver assortment all alone unopened nd not being eaten by anyone for a few days...
So my mom opened his candy and divided each piece into 3's (one for me, one for her, and one for my dad) and we ate his whole box all in a single afternoon. We felt a little guilty at first but when he finally got here he didn't even remember he was supposed to have candy and he didn't miss it either.

 

[Reyrey]

Hm I already told this story to someone else so let me tell another.

My dogs are always with us when we open presents and one of em was a yorkie and one was a bulldog. My bulldog started chewing on the Christmas tree and my dad told him to stop but he did it again and this time he chewed off a whole branch and started playing with it. That branch had a glass ornament attatched to it and it shattered all over our visitor doorway inside our house. My yorkie then tried taking the blanket under our tree and she did but it was attatched to the tree still and she was too weak to pull it. We caught her in time and cleaned the glass but if that was our bulldog he would've been squashed x.x

 

[Venoxious]

A couple years ago, I was outside with my sister sledding in the snow. My dog decided to join us and he kept getting on the sled so we couldn't sled on it. After a while, we got frustrated with our dog so we decided to stop and make igloos out of the now. My sister found this HUGE pile of snow so she dug out a little hold in the size so she could squeeze in and make a nice tiny room. Our dog was so scared because he didn't know where my sister went! My dog ran around in circles barking and sniffing the ground. He finally figured out that my sister was inside the igloo and he thought that she was stuck. He went directly on top of the igloo right above her and started digging. After a little bit there was a big hole in her igloo so she got out. My dog was so happy that he saved her and wanted food as a reward.