1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[You got mail!]

Rage quit at the crane machines

 

[Alienfish]

Bring fake money and/or turn the crane machine's handle so you get unlimited candy.

 

[Rasha]

hide somewhere, eat shampoo, die and then infest the whole goddamn place with maggots and the smell of yo mama's mama

 

[Alienfish]

Hack their tv system so it only shows pron

 

[Rasha]

woohoo everywhere without the blanket of course

 

[Alienfish]

Start playing hentai games and sit behind the cashier

 

[MissLily123]

Break into the glass cases keeping the games from us open with a wii remote

 

[Rasha]

prepare a lot of popcorn without the lid on

 

[Alienfish]

start fapping in the nearest chair

 

[Rasha]

start fapping in the nearest chair

..ew

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release da kraken expecting tentacle action

 

[tybalt_cake]

Release dat inkstrike from THE FRIKING AEROSPRAY

 

[Alienfish]

Open all the condom packets, fill them with water, blow up and throw them around.

 

[Rasha]

Open all the condom packets, fill them with water, blow up and throw them around.

you've done this when u were a kid, admit it!

 

[Alienfish]

you've done this when u were a kid, admit it!

No, actually not. They don't have it that open in regular grocery stores. And I wouldn't do it in the pharmacy.

 

[axo]

Make sure you spill all the bleach and animal repellants. Also, spill it on everyone around you. (tru story bro)

 

[Alienfish]

Strip someone with a hairy thing between their legs and spray insect repellant on them.

 

[MissLily123]

Dump vegetable oil in the aisles and watch the magic happen~

 

[You got mail!]

Pretend to be an employee

 

[mintellect]

Put on a magic show and make the store disappear!

 

[Blu Rose]

ask for kosher ham and throw a huuuuuuge fit when no one can find it