1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[mintellect]

Pretend you're Captian Falcon....

"Falcon cereal!"
"Falcon toilet paper!
"Falcon soap!"
"Falcon bathroom!"
Falconnnnnnnnnnnnn constipation!"
"Falcon checkout!"

 

[Alienfish]

Pretend you're Lucas/Ness from the Smash games and run around shouting PEEEEE KEEEJ THUNDER while hitting people.

 

[mintellect]

Pretend you're Princess Peach and smack everyone with your Parasol, saying Peach Smash quotes in her voice. "Oh, did I win?"

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up as Rosalina, get a huge bouncy star and ride around on a motorbike pretending you're doing Mario Kart battles.

 

[mintellect]

Dress up as Luigi and bring that vacuum thing and suck everything up

 

[MeghanNewLeaf]

Read this thread, write some people's suggestions down on sticky notes, and stick them in random aisles for others to find.

 

[Alienfish]

Read this thread, write some people's suggestions down on sticky notes, and stick them in random aisles for others to find.

+1

Open all the chicken packages with whole chickens and glue them to the cashiers' heads, then take a crowbar and hit them so they fall off. Tell them you need to get rid of head crabs.

 

[tybalt_cake]

Have with u something hot as heck,the dress like fox and then come like:FIREE!,While you burn people
Dress like the killager,and kill them with an axe,and then go with a watering can and water their cadaver
Dress as Ness/Lucas and hit people with a baseball bat
Dress as Ike/Link/Marth/Lucina/Roy and hit people with a sword (works better with link)
Dress a King Dedede and hit people with a hammer
(Only applies for muscular people or good at IRL fighting)Dress as Little mac/Captain Falcon/Ryu and punch them until they blood (Can try with other Street fighter characters)
Dress a DK/Diddy Kong and throw bananas to people (Works better with a crushed banana)
Apply the Link topic...With a kid to make it the Toon Link version (works if is a short kid)
Dress as Jigglypuff and sing to other people,then knock them/make her or him asleep with chloroform and then write in their head with permanent marker,the most perverse and gross things you can imagine

 

[Buggy]

Bite a cashier's hair off, tell them it tastes like tuna, then pay them for it in Stan bucks.

 

[tybalt_cake]

Bite a cashier's hair and tell them it tastes like tuna.

Or say to them i tastes like sea bass and throw them to somewhere

 

[Alienfish]

Place toasters randomly around the store and make them explode whenever someone walks past them.

 

[Alienfish]

Hijack the P.A system so it only plays "Suicide is Painless" on repeat

 

[GoldWatson]

Change all the backgrounds of the iPhone 6+s to Pictures of Donkey Kong.

 

[MissLily123]

Start to Rap the fast part of Eminem's "Rap God" while throwing M&Ms all over and the wrappers.

Get what I did there hahahaha XD Yeah that sucked. >.<

 

[tybalt_cake]

Start to Rap the fast part of Eminem's "Rap God" while throwing M&Ms all over and the wrappers.

Get what I did there hahahaha XD Yeah that sucked. >.<

Is bad im Lmao right now?
Make a 4chan post telling them to destroy walmart,go with them!

 

[Alienfish]

Offer free deep throat's to passerbys in the toy department

 

[MissLily123]

Is bad im Lmao right now?
Make a 4chan post telling them to destroy walmart,go with them!

XD I guess sometimes the Ruler of Death DOES have humor! even if its terrible!

 

[tybalt_cake]

Make the kamehameha to every kid u see!

- - - Post Merge - - -

XD I guess sometimes the Ruler of Death DOES have humor! even if its terrible!

Lols!

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Pretend to be someone's grandma and smack people with a purse

 

[Alienfish]

Switch all out all the Cd records with dvd burning ones.