1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

Use the 3DS that is on display and make inappropriate Mii's and write sexual phrases for them

 

[Youngjae]

Re enact different scenes from movies, really loudly.
I suggest any of the well known scenes from the movie "Yolngu Boy" (not a very well known movie but would be good to act out, especially at the end, yell out "BOTJ, WAKE UP, WAKE UP BOTJ" or "GIVE ME SMOKES" or "I DARE YA"

 

[Alienfish]

Build a miniature roller coaster in the store with a cart that can be rode and offer free rides for everyone. Give them a stick so they can poke the wares while riding.

 

[Alienfish]

Dress up in target/kohl's cashier clothes, sit behind a free counter and troll people trying to pay saying this is not wal-mart

 

[You got mail!]

Ride one of the bikes in the biycycle aisle.

 

[Alienfish]

crash that bike into a staff member and blame someone else

 

[nami26]

take candy from a baby in a stroller

 

[Alienfish]

Open all the mini pizzas and fill the package with band-aids

 

[Rasha]

Bring your pet alligator and play catch with it

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Buy everything in the store and use meatballs to pay for it, which you throw at the clerk's face.

 

[Alienfish]

mount a lot of skateboards with turts and boomboxes that plays the TMNT opening and roll them around the store

 

[mintellect]

Bring bombs.

 

[PacificMayorAlex]

Stealing?

 

[Rasha]

eat all the security cameras

 

[mintellect]

Bring an army of cats and tell them to destroy everything

 

[Miharu]

Ramming your car into Walmart and driving around inside like a crazy mofo <:

 

[Alienfish]

Set off fireworks in the aisles and sing 'Happy New Year' by ABBA.

 

[Alienfish]

open all the microwaves and put on the timers on so they all ring at the same time

 

[Rasha]

lick everything...and everyone

 

[Alienfish]

Ride a huge truck into the store and pour manure on everyone