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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart
Dress up as King Dedede and throw your hammer on everyone, whilst singing at the top of your lungs:
DE-DE-DE
THATS THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW!
DE-DE-DE
HES THE KING OF THE SHOW!!
open all the ice cream, melt it on the floor and make out in the mess
Kill all the people in the store until u find ur senpai!
Eat all the ice cream and then at the top of your lungs keep screaming
LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR!
and wait for someone to go
STATEFARM IS THERE.
dress up as eggman and run around screaming EGGMAN FOR PRESIDENT with some catchy anime music in your boombox
open all the gummy worms packs and replace them with maggots
pop all the balloons and bouncy balls with a needle/drills/whatever tool
take all the plush animal toys and replace them with real ones
Approach random people and tell them you look for replicants. Be stubborn as hell.
Force everyone to bow down to the King Dedede amiibo
open all the amiibos and throw at the cashiers
Knock over the tire racks
roll around all the tires in the aisles
Go inside the tire and roll around
Whack people with bags of noodles
empty all the noodles on the floor and pour hot sauces on them and push little kids so they fall down in it
Make a commercial about screaming goats in the store xD
twerk on the tables on display
