1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Rasha]

Walk in naked and dance in front of the camera and the staff

Well, if u were hot they'll give u a job ^^

 

[Alienfish]

haha true that maybe

open up all the candy bags/pick n mix boxes, get up on a ladder and start throwing it on passersbys

 

[Rasha]

Play bowling with all the cans, u r the ball

 

[Miharu]

Run around and pepper spraying everyone. XD

 

[Alienfish]

Run around dressed as a unicorn and play UNIIICOORN LET ME TOUCH YOUR MAGICAL HORN song from the loudspeaker and dance and sing loudly

 

[Silica_Meowmeow]

Run around attacking anything that looks like/is a chicken with a sword.

 

[Alienfish]

start a race with the shopping carts while you throw mayo at the staff

 

[matt]

Splatting people with ink brushes and rollers

 

[Alienfish]

Take out all the glue bottles/tubes and make huge towers of everything in random places

 

[Rasha]

Eat all the toothpaste and then trow it all up in front of the cashier

 

[Alienfish]

pour all the mouth wash on people with the smallest amount of clothes on

 

[You got mail!]

Occupy the blood pressure machine all day until you break it

 

[inkling]

ask each and everyone of the employees if they'll be your girl/boyfriend

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oh and the title of this thread would be a good youtube channel lol

 

[MissLily123]

Go to the deodorant aisle and try every single one.

 

[Rasha]

Hump all da trolleys

 

[inkling]

go into the food section and start chugging gallons of milk

 

[MissLily123]

Grab a bicycle and ride it around with your arm out, knocking over everything on the shelves

 

[tybalt_cake]

Grab a bicycle and ride it around with your arm out, knocking over everything on the shelves

Also,ran people with the bicycle

 

[Alienfish]

Make a campfire in the middle of the store and start singing protest songs

 

[matt]

Open all the amiibo