1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Grab a random assortment of pills from the pharmacy and pour them on people while going shhhhhhhhh.

 

[Alienfish]

pop some mentos into a diet coke and throw at a cashier

 

[Rasha]

Dress up in pedo bear suit and scream you're too old

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Throw bananas at people and say please understand.

 

[Hanami]

protest against and make a ruckus about its sale of firearms

 

[Alienfish]

take all the toothpaste and make random pics on people's jackets

 

[Jamborenium]

Shoplift

 

[Rasha]

Dress in cashier's clothes and troll the shoppers

 

[Alienfish]

Walking around in really racy lingerie and ask people if they wanna make out in the fruits section

 

[Jamborenium]

Perform a satanic ritual and sacrifice a cashier

 

[Alienfish]

Make a dress from the meat and walk around shouting YOU'RE ALL CRIMINALS

 

[Zappo09]

Grab every Amiibo and run!

 

[Dinosaurz]

Skateboard while wearing goggles and a snorkel while singing under the sea.

 

[Bjork]

rap anaconda on the speaker thingies

 

[Jamborenium]

Murder someone

 

[Fenen]

Buy something real pricy and pay in loose change

 

[You got mail!]

Eat the food in the refrigerators, aisles, etc.

 

[GoldWatson]

Continue to use the payphone to call McDonalds and Pizza Hut. When they ask what your doing tell them your calling your mom.

 

[MissLily123]

Have your best friend push you in the cart while both of you are clad in the ninja turtle costumes

 

[Rasha]

Pose naked in the middle of the place and dramatically scream I'd rather go naked than wear fur..