1000 Ways to Die

[Caleb]

55. running into the most worthless enemy, the goomba, because you were trying to do a quick run through the level.

 

[Princess]

56 eating a sandwich then choking on it.

 

[Pear]

57. Losing to a grunt in Halo, then dying in real life from humiliation.

 

[Caleb]

58. a super mutant master with a fat man

 

[Caleb]

57. Losing to a grunt in Halo, then dying in real life from humiliation.

By any chance did you get the june edition of Game Informer?

 

[Pear]

57. Losing to a grunt in Halo, then dying in real life from humiliation.

By any chance did you get the june edition of Game Informer?

Yes I did.

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

59.Tripping onto a large rusty screw that pierces your wrist, causing you to bleed to death.

 

[Ricano]

60. Eating tapeworms

 

[Caleb]

59.Tripping onto a large rusty screw that pierces your wrist, causing you to bleed to death.

thats where i got my 55 from,

61. a *censored.2.0* ton of Enclave soldiers in a tight space.

 

[Pear]

61. losing to glass joe
62. Losing to slime.
63.Losing to the 1990 Patriots
64. Losing to stupid elf
65. Losing to Johnny sasaki.
66. Losing to a cellar rat.
67. Losing to a monster.
68. Losing to Bob the killer goldfish.

 

[Ryudo Dragoon]

59. losing to glass joe
60. Losing to slime.
61.Losing to the 1990 Patriots
62. Losing to stupid elf
63. Losing to Johnny sasaki.
64. Losing to a cellar rat.
65. Losing to a monster.
66. Losing to Bob the killer goldfish.

One at a time. <_<

63.Snake... C4...

 

[Caleb]

59. losing to glass joe
60. Losing to slime.
61.Losing to the 1990 Patriots
62. Losing to stupid elf
63. Losing to Johnny sasaki.
64. Losing to a cellar rat.
65. Losing to a monster.
66. Losing to Bob the killer goldfish.

One at a time. <_<

63.Snake... C4...

Ahem, where did you get all those pear

 

[the_lone_wolf]

64. internal combustion aka. blowing up from the inside

 

[Pear]

65. Spontaneous combustion

 

[Pear]

59. losing to glass joe
60. Losing to slime.
61.Losing to the 1990 Patriots
62. Losing to stupid elf
63. Losing to Johnny sasaki.
64. Losing to a cellar rat.
65. Losing to a monster.
66. Losing to Bob the killer goldfish.

One at a time. <_<

63.Snake... C4...

Ahem, where did you get all those pear

The magazine.

 

[Fontana]

66. Eating nutella in a cup while drinking cordial and then going outside and spewing on chuck norris which then leads to him killing you.

 

[j-rod ACCF]

67. threating ack man the dead tororist,then him killing you when he says,"I KEEL YOU YA *cencered 3.0*ING BASTERED".

 

[The Sign Painter]

68: Hit by a car

 

[Link]

69: Death by toaster.

 

[DirtyD]

70. Tom Nook shows you how to use an axe.... On your head