Giveaway 100 tbt!

[PeeBraiin]

Ok so seeing as Neester and WhiteFlamingo are having a bit of fun with this i will as well!
I would like for you to think of the most odd/weird/ridiculous sentence you could possibly make and post it. The one that makes me laugh first will win!
A runner up will receive 25 tbt
**One entry per post**
**no post merges**
**be nice**

 

[Damniel]

Lick a Baked doughnut sexually

 

[MissLily123]

Rhinoceroses don't like to go to Walmart because the TVs all play Dora the Explorer and the Managers are all squirrels

 

[Damniel]

SUSHI ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

 

[moonford]

Scarecrows eat Beans because it makes them magical lesbians goddess.

 

[Taj]

Whale Feces

 

[MissLily123]

When rainbows appear the Keebler elves hide from it because it means the end of the world

 

[tomothy]

but the moth really wanted a bikini wax so it ran to the walmart for chapstick

 

[Damniel]

WHAT DO LESBIAN PIRATES SAY TO EACH OTHER? SCIZZOR ME TIMBERS!

 

[MissLily123]

When people travel around the world the alien get mad and they try to destroy the world

 

[moonford]

Naked Mole rats are love and life, if you kiss a Naked Mole Rat you will be blessed with Fuzzy Pickles and Hippo Farts for life. ^_^
XD yuck!

 

[Bluebirds]

IM CRYINF THESE ARE ALL MAKING ME LAUGHE

 

[Patypus]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[Bluebirds]

Cantaloupe is nice lightly sprinkled with nuts

 

[tomothy]

so the egg squawked and obama ate his crackers

 

[MissLily123]

One day, I wanna become a llama wrestler

 

[Taj]

Whenever I go to weddings, the old people nudge me and say "Your next".
So I do the same thing to them at funerals

 

[Bluebirds]

PH MY GODSJJBX ^

 

[PeeBraiin]

This is honestly the best idea I've ever had. Keep them coming!

 

[Damniel]

If I win I will save America from ketchup, mustard, and keep all the tax dollars