I'd like to enter!
I'd also like to give you a collectible that's not buyable from the shop

(I'm assuming that means you can't buy it again from the catalog or whatever).
Joke Attempt:
I've been showing my mom Life is Strange (by watching videos with her from Felix/Pewdiepie playing it), and earlier I told her, "I'd totally date Chloe if she was real and I knew her", and she was like, "Your tastes is like what you're sitting on"... and I was like, "look who you're married to" and my brother was like OOOOOOOOOOO
My favorite villager is Coco. I would say Punchy, but since I've never had Punchy before, I'm going to go with Coco because I had her in Wild World. She was the first villager I got attached to when I first began playing Animal Crossing. I'm not sure what it is about her, I guess it's just a nostalgia thing.