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[tobi!]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus giggle?
10 tickles.

 

[unintentional]

What'd the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue.
I don't know
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
hehe!
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there

 

[kazyrock]

Here's one...
Have you seen the movie about constipation??
That's because its not out yet

 

[The Hidden Owl]

One guy: Almost finished my first model kit! It's only taken 6 or so years.

Another guy: Well the box recommends 6-12 years right? You're doing great.

 

[Vizionari]

Well here's one:

Scientist: Well, I discovered a new species of fish!

Other person: Oh hey that's cool! You could even say it's going to go down in, fishtory, haha get it?!

 

[RandomWake]

A strange man walks into a bra and says " I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia...FCUK. The bartender says we are out of mangos.

 

[ObeseMudkipz]

What do you call a guy with no legs?

A guy with no legs

 

[Lio Fotia]

with pictures

 

[B e t h a n y]

with pictures

Lol

 

[Han Solo]

GOD. I fell asleep lmao. I'll go read them all and choose now!

 

[nard]

A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* ? he disappeared without a tres!

 

[Han Solo]

Ahahaha using this because it made me laugh xD:

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

OKAY LMAO this one is definitely my favorite for some reason. Congrats to you!