yo mamma contest

[broadwaythecat]

i dont have to explain what yo mamma is. just give it your best shot. i will chose a winner and he shall recive a prize lets start Yo mamma is so stupid hat when she saw a yellow bus with white people in it, she said "look its a twinkie!!

 

[Keenan]

I can't waste any of my good ones in the beginning...

Yo mamma so stupid, she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war.

 

[broadwaythecat]

yo mamma's SO fat, that the world's largest size of clothes for MEN barely fit on her!

 

[Keenan]

yo mamma's SO fat, that the world's largest size of clothes for MEN barely fit on her!

Yo mamma so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

 

[broadwaythecat]

YO MAMMA

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yo mamma is SO fat, when she jumped into the water, she created a tsunami!

 

[Jake]

plz stop dis thread is rude.
Bidoof 4 mod 2012 and he stop da violence

Don't h8 me coz u aint me!

 

[broadwaythecat]

okay, but how do i stop a thread?

 

[broadwaythecat]

okay i will stop it. but how do i stop it?

 

[Josh]

You don't have to stop the thread, He was joking I think

 

[SockHead]

we all hate bidoof dont listen to him

 

[selena98891]

To mama so stupid I told her the drinks were on the roof so she went home and got a ladder

 

[Jake]

we all hate bidoof dont listen to him

that's really mean brb gonna go cut myself and post a thread with pics so you feel bad.

 

[Chinchilla]

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said "I want your weight, not your phone number."

 

[Psychonaut]

yo momma so boring she puts screaming children to sleep

 

[Jake]

yo momma so boring she puts screaming children to sleep

that isnt even funny like seriously. how much effort did you put into that? 5 seconds?

 

[Psychonaut]

that isnt even funny like seriously. how much effort did you put into that? 5 seconds?

yo momma so serious she even put effort into that

 

[Ehingen Guy]

To mama so stupid I told her the drinks were on the roof so she went home and got a ladder

It's "on the house", not "on the roof".

Your momma's so dumb, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept.

 

[Bacon Boy]

I think I have the best Yo Yo Ma picture on here:

oh... it's not that kind of thread.

Okay,
Well...

Yo mamma.
The end.

 

[Chinchilla]

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We Are Family."

 

[Jake]

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We Are Family."

that's the most unoriginal thing i've heard since the crappy rendition of Grease 2...