I never really post here because I like to think of myself of an easy going person who doesn't let things bother me, but tonight, something dreadful happened and I can't stop thinking about it.
I was at work, and I was really thirsty so I decided to down two bottles of water lie nobody's business because the free waters were just sitting there, like who gonna stop me? So after I drink them and almost drown as the water gushes down my esophagus and into my stomach, I get the sudden urge to pee.
So I make my way up to the bathroom, waddling whilst I feel my bladder sloshing around like it contains the Atlantic Ocean, and enter the bathroom. I finish urinating and as I lean over the flush the toilet, the box cutters knife I keep in the front pocket of my shirt falls out and into the toilet. It was like a movie. The moment I saw it fall, it was like the world stopped spinning, it was falling in slow motion, and I saw my life flash before my eyes, until it hit the toilet water and was suddenly covered my several hundred milometers of my pee.
Now, this knife and I had been through thick and thin. That time I tripped over and bruised my ankle, my knife was there, in my pocket. That time I couldn't open the cardboard box, I pulled out my knife, and that godsend opened the box for my like a hot knife through butter. It was like my best friend, and seeing it, helpless, stuck in the toilet, under my urine, was one of the lowest points of my life. I didn't want to lose my life, so I made the decision I would fish it out, and so I flushed the toilet to get rid of my urine, bracing myself to the utter despair of having to reach into toilet water. I closed my eyes as I flushed the toilet, saying a quick prayer for my sanity and well-being, and hoping to soon be reunited with my good friend... but as I opened my eyes, the knife had vanished, it was gone. THE ****ING TOILET HAD SUCKED IT UP LIKE A BLACK HOLE AND NOW MY KNIFE WAS GONE FOR GOOD.
I'm sorry, I just really needed to vent, this life changing event happened a few hours ago, and I just can't stop thinking about it. I don't think I'll ever be able to fully recover from such a traumatic experience.
#pray4jake