Ugliest Villagers / Villager Roasting Thread

[faceburn]

Bud and Benjamin. They are two of my starting five. I wish they would just move out. How can a lion and a dog be so ugly? Back in Wild World I had cool villagers like Whitney (my love).

I also have boring Noami, Puddles (I hate frog), and Hamphrey. None are memorable. At least my 6th character is Marshal.

 

[Paradise]

Lucha...

 

[Sonny Resetti]

Elise. She's hideous.

 

[blackfeint]

i hate tammi. oh my god.

she moved into my town a while ago and she won't leave. she has the CREEPIEST eyes and a gross color scheme and i want her out of my village asap.

 

[Marchworm]

Tbh I hate all monkeys, some gorillas, and all jocks! I have two jocks and one is moving in ��

 

[Ezpiti]

Tabby is like a skeleton on the outside in the worst way possible, no skeleton cat should have a pig nose. honk honk, but i gotta say i still love her

 

[hamster]

gloria puts on too much makeuphahahahahhhah

 

[namiieco]

diva

thanks bye

 

[Rabirin]

I absoloutely cannot stand Alfonso. I think it's his color scheme that makes me dislike him so much... it just looks gross.
Also, Barold. Enough said.

Alfonso looks like honey loops crossed with an alligator. Not gonna lie LOL. No offense to anyone who likes Alfonso, that's just what he reminds me of when I look at him. I don't exactly have a roast for any of the villagers I hate, but I think Roald is worth a mention.

 

[papyrus]

some of these replies are savage LOL

 

[JustAWeavile]

Canberra looks like a feminazi

 

[LuigiDM]

 

[watercolorwish]

barold hot lip injections

biskit hholy **** he looks like parasect

quillson when was the last time u washed ur hair

tucker ur supposed to be extinct

prince how

cesar and al horrifying

harry too hairy

mathilda and marcie evil

canberra brows on fleek

bettina hello welcome to mcdonalds can i take ur order

rizzo is it a hat? hair???????

moose get a haircut

limberg nice blush

octavian why are u so mad

pancetti uncomfortable

 

[LittleMissPanda]

I can name one from every species in Alphabetical Order. Here I go!

Alligator: Gayle- there is such a thing as "too pink" (would have been cooler if she were an albino gator!)
Anteater: Olaf- too posh for his own good
Bear: Paula- looks too human in the face
Bird: Jitters- he haunted me back in WW no matter how many times I would reset, there he was...
Bull: Coach- can't stand to look at his unshaven mug...
Cat: Monique- again, looks too human in the face. This kind of thing bothers me!
Chicken: Egbert- looks like he suffers from extreme insomnia
Cow: Naomi- too much makeup
Cub: Barold- that mouth....those soulless eyes....the fact he looks more like a cranky old grandpa
Deer: Fuchsia- hate her neon color scheme
Dog: Biskit- no pupils....that simply irks me
Duck: Gloria- haunted me in CF, all that shameless makeup!
Eagle: Frank: abhor his overall appearance
Elephant: Big Top- I really dislike the superhero villagers
Frog: Diva- enough with the human-looking villagers, Nintendo! It's freaky!
Goat: Gruff- what a disgusting face!
Gorilla: Al- he IS human, I swear!
Hamster: Soleil- she's an angry little orange
Hippo: Harry- this guy smells. End of story.
Horse: Buck- awful design. He flat-out hates you, hence why he's so angry looking
Kangaroo: Rooney- Rocky wannabe. Should have been a jock if that's the case...
Koala: Canberra- she is so angry. and is smiling.
Lion: Mott- hate this guy. looks more like a smug. sickly yellow color scheme
Monkey: Elise- she IS human, I swear!
Mouse: Penelope- she is not a mouse, she is a RAT
Octopus: Zucker- for pete's sake, he has a toothpick jammed into his head!
Ostrich: Sandy- she's extremely plain.... why even bring her back?
Penguin: Iggly- he's annoying to look at with those round eyes
Pig: Truffles- super gross to look at!
Rabbit: Coco- she has no expressions. she is a soulless abomination that should have never been dug up from the ground...
Rhino: Renee- she looks like your average teen school bully
Sheep: Cashmere- cranky old grandma... -.-
Squirrel: Caroline- why do her eyes look so demented? why is she so red? (Kenan from Kenan & Kel) WHYYYYYYYY!?
Tiger: Bianca- it's cool she's a white tiger but....why do they insist on designing peppy villagers with angry eyes?
Wolf: Kyle- something about his overall design bothers me

 

[JustAWeavile]

I can name one from every species in Alphabetical Order. Here I go!

Alligator: Gayle- there is such a thing as "too pink" (would have been cooler if she were an albino gator!)
Anteater: Olaf- too posh for his own good
Bear: Paula- looks too human in the face
Bird: Jitters- he haunted me back in WW no matter how many times I would reset, there he was...
Bull: Coach- can't stand to look at his unshaven mug...
Cat: Monique- again, looks too human in the face. This kind of thing bothers me!
Chicken: Egbert- looks like he suffers from extreme insomnia
Cow: Naomi- too much makeup
Cub: Barold- that mouth....those soulless eyes....the fact he looks more like a cranky old grandpa
Deer: Fuchsia- hate her neon color scheme
Dog: Biskit- no pupils....that simply irks me
Duck: Gloria- haunted me in CF, all that shameless makeup!
Eagle: Frank: abhor his overall appearance
Elephant: Big Top- I really dislike the superhero villagers
Frog: Diva- enough with the human-looking villagers, Nintendo! It's freaky!
Goat: Gruff- what a disgusting face!
Gorilla: Al- he IS human, I swear!
Hamster: Soleil- she's an angry little orange
Hippo: Harry- this guy smells. End of story.
Horse: Buck- awful design. He flat-out hates you, hence why he's so angry looking
Kangaroo: Rooney- Rocky wannabe. Should have been a jock if that's the case...
Koala: Canberra- she is so angry. and is smiling.
Lion: Mott- hate this guy. looks more like a smug. sickly yellow color scheme
Monkey: Elise- she IS human, I swear!
Mouse: Penelope- she is not a mouse, she is a RAT
Octopus: Zucker- for pete's sake, he has a toothpick jammed into his head!
Ostrich: Sandy- she's extremely plain.... why even bring her back?
Penguin: Iggly- he's annoying to look at with those round eyes
Pig: Truffles- super gross to look at!
Rabbit: Coco- she has no expressions. she is a soulless abomination that should have never been dug up from the ground...
Rhino: Renee- she looks like your average teen school bully
Sheep: Cashmere- cranky old grandma... -.-
Squirrel: Caroline- why do her eyes look so demented? why is she so red? (Kenan from Kenan & Kel) WHYYYYYYYY!?
Tiger: Bianca- it's cool she's a white tiger but....why do they insist on designing peppy villagers with angry eyes?
Wolf: Kyle- something about his overall design bothers me

Best response I've seen

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I can name one from every species in Alphabetical Order. Here I go!

Alligator: Gayle- there is such a thing as "too pink" (would have been cooler if she were an albino gator!)
Anteater: Olaf- too posh for his own good
Bear: Paula- looks too human in the face
Bird: Jitters- he haunted me back in WW no matter how many times I would reset, there he was...
Bull: Coach- can't stand to look at his unshaven mug...
Cat: Monique- again, looks too human in the face. This kind of thing bothers me!
Chicken: Egbert- looks like he suffers from extreme insomnia
Cow: Naomi- too much makeup
Cub: Barold- that mouth....those soulless eyes....the fact he looks more like a cranky old grandpa
Deer: Fuchsia- hate her neon color scheme
Dog: Biskit- no pupils....that simply irks me
Duck: Gloria- haunted me in CF, all that shameless makeup!
Eagle: Frank: abhor his overall appearance
Elephant: Big Top- I really dislike the superhero villagers
Frog: Diva- enough with the human-looking villagers, Nintendo! It's freaky!
Goat: Gruff- what a disgusting face!
Gorilla: Al- he IS human, I swear!
Hamster: Soleil- she's an angry little orange
Hippo: Harry- this guy smells. End of story.
Horse: Buck- awful design. He flat-out hates you, hence why he's so angry looking
Kangaroo: Rooney- Rocky wannabe. Should have been a jock if that's the case...
Koala: Canberra- she is so angry. and is smiling.
Lion: Mott- hate this guy. looks more like a smug. sickly yellow color scheme
Monkey: Elise- she IS human, I swear!
Mouse: Penelope- she is not a mouse, she is a RAT
Octopus: Zucker- for pete's sake, he has a toothpick jammed into his head!
Ostrich: Sandy- she's extremely plain.... why even bring her back?
Penguin: Iggly- he's annoying to look at with those round eyes
Pig: Truffles- super gross to look at!
Rabbit: Coco- she has no expressions. she is a soulless abomination that should have never been dug up from the ground...
Rhino: Renee- she looks like your average teen school bully
Sheep: Cashmere- cranky old grandma... -.-
Squirrel: Caroline- why do her eyes look so demented? why is she so red? (Kenan from Kenan & Kel) WHYYYYYYYY!?
Tiger: Bianca- it's cool she's a white tiger but....why do they insist on designing peppy villagers with angry eyes?
Wolf: Kyle- something about his overall design bothers me

Best response I've seen

 

[Spooky.]

Beardo, Rilla, Jambette... *shudder*

 

[phoenixfab]

Quillson, 99% of the hippos/rhinos (except for merangue) and like all of the chickens. Also Snake and most of the pigs (cough cough COBB cough cough)

 

[papyrus]

Beardo genuinely disturbs me, also Jambette and them Kylie Jenner lips are just :x

 

[Zireael]

Velma really disturbs me. She has a goatee. I mean, I guess it's supposed to be a joke because she's a goat but... Why? I just hate everything about her appearance and even her name. It gives me bad flashbacks to Scooby-Doo and I truly hated that show as a kid.

 

[Minimo]

Barold is disgusting, and looks like some pervy old man, ugh! I hate Tabby too, her face is so irritating... I kinda bullied her in my old town. I gave her embarrassing greetings and catchphrases, then I would beat her with my net until she cried. Awful I know

Oh my gosh, found some old screenshots!

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I'm literally crying from this post XD LOL "I know you're in there Tabby" XD

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I can't

And I don't like Barold. Just looks like the type of thing to stare through your window while you sleep.

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I don't even feel bad when I see hate directed towards villagers I love. Everyone can hate and lile whoever they want, and these comments are all so funny.

Fuschia, you nasty peptobismol pink lookin gremlin with your nasty impassible blonde wig. That color scheme is absolutely horrid. Don't ever come near my town, please. And Zucker, looks far from Takoyaki to me. All I see is gravy on a moldy meatball that sat around for so long it came to life and grew tentacles. You can stay out of my town too. My love for octopi stops at you.

You did not just say peptobismol XDDD I CAN'T LOOL