Welcome to the roast!
Now when Harry was living my town I avoided him. The only thing worse than a hippos smell was that ones face.
John Waters is suing you for stealing his mustache.
You know deep down Harry has some rooted hygiene problem. No one can pull off looking like they just emerged from a sewer so naturally.
Jambette has lips wild enough to make Kylie Jenner self conscious. With lips like that it's easy why all the male villagers are constantly visiting her. It's certainly not for her decor.
Marshal. You poor little emo/hipster hybrid. You got the look of Bieber and half the charm. At least you being a squirrel you and him both have something in common: you both enjoy eating nuts.
Canberra constantly looks like she sat on an upside down stool. Her face is so ugly, mirrors actually shatter into the smallest pieces. That way they can't ever be repaired and look at that thing again.
Barold cant be too smart. A guy that dresses like a caveman yet lives in an office definitely has some issues. He looks like the creepy uncle that would tell you to pull his finger. Just make sure it really is his finger.
I don't particularly hate any of these villagers they just seem to be mentioned here once or twice. I tried to keep it PG (for the kids)