The Unfortunate, Fortunately Game

[AngelBunny]

fortunately i have a shoe

 

[Linksonic1]

Unfortunately these spiders are from the future and have armor that are immune to shoes

 

[Alolan_Apples]

Fortunately, the spiders aren't mean, as they taught you time travel.

 

[AngelBunny]

unfortunately one of the spiders is an evil wizard in disguise

 

[N a t]

Fortunately, the evil wizard spider had awful allergies, and couldn't stop sneezing long enough to do anything bad!

 

[AngelBunny]

unfortunately his twin brother showed up and gave him his allergy meds

 

[Bowie]

Fortunately, they were the Spiders from Mars, so all they wanted to do was rock and roll!

 

[AngelBunny]

unfortunately i don't like rock and roll music

 

[Alolan_Apples]

Fortunately, the spiders also play jazz music.

 

[AngelBunny]

unfortunately i only like pop and classical/instrument music

 

[Bcat]

Fortunately that's all right, because regardless of the quality of the spiders jazz at least it doesn't kill us

 

[AngelBunny]

unfortunately its raining fire tacos

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Fortunately, it starts to rain for real and cools down all the tacos.

 

[Bcat]

unfortunately we now must wade through a river of soggy tacos

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Fortunately, the river is salsa and makes the tacos delicious.

 

[Bcat]

unfortunately the salsa was too spicy and plunges us into gastrointestinal hell

 

[Gem of Paradise]

Fortunately it's burp contest day.

 

[Bcat]

unfortunately, burps are not the worst thing about what the tacos have done to us

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

Fortunately, our butts enable us to fly around in the air.

 

[Gem of Paradise]

Unfortunately, they make stinky clouds.