Corrupt The Wish Above

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but you will only have silent around you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had endless Pepsi Max.

 

[You got mail!]

Granted but that’s the only drink you’ll have for life.

I wish I had bunnies

 

[RoyNumber1]

Granted but they're actually Dust bunnies.

I wish for nothing

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you get nothing. You never receive anything ever again.

I wish for a burger.

 

[Aquari]

Granted but its been out for weeks unrefrigerated and someone spit in it

Now I wish I had a burger

 

[Admiral Sven]

Granted, but it's from the most unhygenic burger bar in the world.

I wish I could transform into anything I wanted to (and I would have that power infinitely) for free, without any pain and suffering.

 

[Circus]

Granted, but you would be stuck in any form you transformed into for 24 hours with no way to get back to your normal self. Also has a 48 hour cooldown afterwards.


I wish for more alcohol markers to draw with.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but they explode.

I wish for a waffle.

 

[Aquari]

Granted, but it turns out its actually made of plastic

I wish I had a cat

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you now have a giant tiger living with you who won’t let you talk to anyone.

I wish for a bagel.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Granted, but it looks shady, and you won't know what's in it.

I wish I was warned whenever plans change unexpectedly.