1000 things you can do with pears

[B e t h a n y]

1 - make a pear snow cone

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Make pearrible pear puns.

 

[B e t h a n y]

Send welcoming pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

4-Pair them up to make pairs of pears.

 

[B e t h a n y]

5- make pear milkshakes

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

6-Eat them, obviously.

 

[Ichiban]

7 - Combine with other fruits for a health shake

 

[B e t h a n y]

8 - make pear pie

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

9-Throw them at people you hate love.

 

[B e t h a n y]

10 - write a pear cookbook

 

[Aquari]

candied pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

11-Model yourself after a pear.

 

[Aquari]

make pear jam, not to be confused with "pearl jam"

 

[B e t h a n y]

13 - marry a pear

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

14-Bury a pear.

 

[forestyne]

15- Roast them

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

16-Make a pear-ade stand.

 

[forestyne]

17- sell your soul to an underground cult of pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

18-Stick them in your ears to listen to Drake, apparently.

 

[forestyne]

19- hire a mariachi band of pears to play at some random person's wedding