Kapp'n's Songs
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ZackFaire13
Junior Member
I've memorized the lyrics to at least one (kind of sad, I know):
"I can't keep track
Of all me licenses, man
It seems the government can
Charge me all day long!
First there's me ship, then me car
Then me business license too
It's not fair! I don't care!
And I won't pay
If they tax this song!"
"I can't keep track
Of all me licenses, man
It seems the government can
Charge me all day long!
First there's me ship, then me car
Then me business license too
It's not fair! I don't care!
And I won't pay
If they tax this song!"
aoihekireki
Member
Hi songs are hilarious and his comments too! lol!
Haha thank you!
Yeah I know! I want to keep a list of all of them just to have a laugh lol.
Chameleonsoup
Senior Member
I live the one where his shell gets wet so he take it off and the line is 'on me butt hung a coconut' lol I wish I'd taken a picture and I've never had the song again since.
Yurusumaji
Senior Member
I can drop off a ton of screenies I've gotten of some of his songs. I'll have to see which ones I don't have yet and try to get some screenies of those soon.
Yurusumaji
Senior Member
1-Part Songs
2-Part Songs
2-Part Songs
Haha that's funny. I haven't ever gotten that song!
Wow, thank you so much! They are great.
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faithiefaith
Bob is best!
I just got that one about shampoo and conditioner in one today! Pretty sure they already make that
my favorite is the one about the wife eating his snack packs and chips xD
my favorite is the one about the wife eating his snack packs and chips xD
I just got that one about shampoo and conditioner in one today! Pretty sure they already make that
my favorite is the one about the wife eating his snack packs and chips xD
I don't think I've gotten the shampoo and conditioner one before!
Haha I like that one too.
TheMadMonsterr
Video Game Monster
I love his songs and his comments xD If you're a girl, his comments can get borderline flirty. And he's married, too!
Michele Smarty
Junior Member
hhhh thats so funny its nicely
ArtsyDreamer
Senior Member
Aww, I love the one about him still being sweet on his wife ^u^ I think there's some songs that he only seems to sing when you're traveling with friends, but I don't really know any of those ^^;
Sumo wrestlin', that be a Kappa's specialty.
Sumomo plums, though, those be somethin' else.
The key to sumo, anyway, besides gettin' chubby,
is to have a spirit stronger than the sea.
Even in the rain, even in the snow I'll come.
Me, Kapp'n, I'm your friend.
(Kapp'n jabbering about something or other)
Even a Kappa like me's got ambitions.
Calling 'em dreams sounds nice, but
(cannot grasp the true form of this lyric)
(nor this one) there be no way they'd come true.
Knowin' they be only wishes.
I be tired but I still struggle on.
Those be the foolish bonds o' men.
- - - Post Merge - - -
And there's a few videos of them in this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SghjED7qebU&list=PLUKtifH_A6jvk51To1OghXC2Ki7K_69JF
Sumomo plums, though, those be somethin' else.
The key to sumo, anyway, besides gettin' chubby,
is to have a spirit stronger than the sea.
Even in the rain, even in the snow I'll come.
Me, Kapp'n, I'm your friend.
(Kapp'n jabbering about something or other)
Even a Kappa like me's got ambitions.
Calling 'em dreams sounds nice, but
(cannot grasp the true form of this lyric)
(nor this one) there be no way they'd come true.
Knowin' they be only wishes.
I be tired but I still struggle on.
Those be the foolish bonds o' men.
- - - Post Merge - - -
And there's a few videos of them in this playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SghjED7qebU&list=PLUKtifH_A6jvk51To1OghXC2Ki7K_69JF
Michele Smarty
Junior Member
I love to hear romantic songs... i have a site in my bookmarks through which i can hear awesome songs.
Michele Smarty
Junior Member
I like to hear popular songs.There were many popular songs in past which caught my attention but the popular songs of 2016 are my most favourite.
