So I was upstairs during lunch * and my friend and I were talking and we made a joke. Well this one guy (the joke wasn't about anyone, it was an inside joke) decided to kick us out of the room we were in (a senior, thinks he's better than everyone, and tries to be tough) because he didn't like the joke. So I say "Kick him out first, then I'll watch and then leave." My friend laughed, he didn't, so he popped his knuckles and cracked his neck and said "No, I wanna throw you out first." So I, Mr. Smartass, said "Instead of throwing, can I be carried out?" He said no, and then headlocked me. I couldn't get out, so I did the next best thing. I ran with him and when he tried to turn to avoid a desk, I ducked down a bit, turned to where he was behind me, and shoved him against a desk, making him release his grip on me. So then, he stood up (I was already back over to where my friends were) and he came over and said "Leave, or I'll have to get violent." So my friend said, "Yea, Alfred! Don't make him get violent." He was being sarcastic. And I said no, so he said "Well, I could just carry you out then and force you to get out." So i replied "THAT'S WHAT I WANTED! I WANTED YOU TO CARRY ME OUT! I ALREADY SAID THAT!" He said "But I don't want to do that because you want me to!" So we stayed in there until the bell rung, at which point, he was gone.
Moral of the story: Don't be a pushover and stand up for yourself.

No one got in trouble... Well, in other words, I haven't received a call from the Principal yet... :/
Moral of the story: Don't be a pushover and stand up for yourself.

No one got in trouble... Well, in other words, I haven't received a call from the Principal yet... :/