Your favorite nursery rhyme?

[The Sign Painter]

Yanky Doodle

Yanky doodle went to town riding on a pony
Suck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni

Haha, I heard a very dirty version of that.

I don't know if I should post it here though...

And Humpty Dumpty.

 

[Gnome]

Miss Susie had a steamboat, her steamboat had a bell (ring-ring);
Miss Susie went to heaven, her steamboat went to
Hello, Operator, please give me number 9, and
If you disconnect me I'll kick you from
Behind the yellow curtain, there lay a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and it broke her big, fat
Ass-k me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow/city, the bees are in the park;
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark Dark Dark
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,
Darker than the underwear my mama puts on ME.
My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong,
My sister/brother is the stupid one who made me sing this SONG!
Hello, Operator, please give me number 10,
And if you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again!

 

[kalinn]

Miss Susie had a steamboat, her steamboat had a bell (ring-ring);
Miss Susie went to heaven, her steamboat went to
Hello, Operator, please give me number 9, and
If you disconnect me I'll kick you from
Behind the yellow curtain, there lay a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and it broke her big, fat
Ass-k me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow/city, the bees are in the park;
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark Dark Dark
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,
Darker than the underwear my mama puts on ME.
My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong,
My sister/brother is the stupid one who made me sing this SONG!
Hello, Operator, please give me number 10,
And if you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again!

<3

 

[[Nook]]

Yankee Doodle flew to town,
farting on a pony,
stuffed a feather up his butt
and called it stinky doodie.

 

[Cottonball]

Yanky Doodle

Yanky doodle went to town riding on a pony
Suck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni

Haha, I heard a very dirty version of that.

I don't know if I should post it here though...

And Humpty Dumpty.

Pm me it?

 

[Cottonball]

Yanky Doodle

Yanky doodle went to town riding on a pony
Suck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni

Haha, I heard a very dirty version of that.

I don't know if I should post it here though...

And Humpty Dumpty.

Oops , btw I like the steamboat one, I remember playing it and hello pica lo

 

[Gnome]

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Yankie Doodle went to town riding on a rocket.

Stuck his finger up his butt and called it Hershey Chocolate?</div>

 

[[Nook]]

Yanky Doodle

Yanky doodle went to town riding on a pony
Suck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni

Haha, I heard a very dirty version of that.

I don't know if I should post it here though...

And Humpty Dumpty.

Pm me it?

I second that.