EpicGamer12
Senior Member
What do you think your average day would be like as a 90-year old.
I have explained would an average day would be like for me as a 90-year old man. Please read and enjoy, and then share your 90-year old story.
EDIT: DON'T ANSWER WITH DEAD
I have explained would an average day would be like for me as a 90-year old man. Please read and enjoy, and then share your 90-year old story.
Hopefully I will be retired. Let's just say I am. Hopefully I will be married as well. Let's just say I am.
I wake up at 11am beside my wife who has loved me through all of these years. She wakes up at the exact same time as me, of course, because our bodies have a bond where everything we do, including times we are hungry, when we get tired, etc., are all triggered at the same time. We get out of bed and make a wonderful brunch together and eat it with nice music playing in the background.
By this time it's now around 1pm because it takes old people a long time to eat. The next three hours will be spent doing something fun or helpful to the community. It could be knitting (in all honesty i'm willing) or helping young children cross the road (even though they will think they are helping us cross the road, what a bunch of suckers).
Around supper time we still aren't very hungry but hungry enough to get something to eat so we go out to a restaurant and order something off of the breakfast menu. Why not? We're 90 and we are going to die soon anyways. Breakfast 24/7. After the hearty supper we return home and fill the rest of the night with either playing instruments or nagging our children to tell their children to be good to their children.
I would then hit the sack at about 11pm and sleep 12 hours, waking up at 11am again and repeating the routine but slightly modified each time. Sometime I might even commit arson. No one blames the 90 year old nice couple living in the old house with flowers in the front of their yard.
I wake up at 11am beside my wife who has loved me through all of these years. She wakes up at the exact same time as me, of course, because our bodies have a bond where everything we do, including times we are hungry, when we get tired, etc., are all triggered at the same time. We get out of bed and make a wonderful brunch together and eat it with nice music playing in the background.
By this time it's now around 1pm because it takes old people a long time to eat. The next three hours will be spent doing something fun or helpful to the community. It could be knitting (in all honesty i'm willing) or helping young children cross the road (even though they will think they are helping us cross the road, what a bunch of suckers).
Around supper time we still aren't very hungry but hungry enough to get something to eat so we go out to a restaurant and order something off of the breakfast menu. Why not? We're 90 and we are going to die soon anyways. Breakfast 24/7. After the hearty supper we return home and fill the rest of the night with either playing instruments or nagging our children to tell their children to be good to their children.
I would then hit the sack at about 11pm and sleep 12 hours, waking up at 11am again and repeating the routine but slightly modified each time. Sometime I might even commit arson. No one blames the 90 year old nice couple living in the old house with flowers in the front of their yard.
EDIT: DON'T ANSWER WITH DEAD
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