• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

You are now...

you are now an invisible giraffe playing poker in the middle of the night while watching a cartoon about a frog who's name is Betsy on a friday afternoon in a tower on top of a flower blowing in the wind about to run into a 2004 corvette on a cold winters day.
 
gasp i can not hear oh noez! you are now imitating those awesomely annoying unicorns that go chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie.
 
lol u r now a crazy old man who talks to himself and becomes best friends with bacon boy for he to talks to him self XD yah cry is gonna pwn him now too XD
 
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