Yo Mama

[PurplPanda]

yo mama so fat she got three watches- one for every time zone she consumes

 

[Alienfish]

yo mama is so fat she needs one part of the house for every body part

 

[Capella]

Yo momma so fat she walks infront of the TV screen you miss 10 episodes

 

[Alienfish]

yo mama is so fat she uses the big fountain at the plaza for a bathtub and barely fits

 

[Zura]

do a joke or w/e cuz its mothers day haaaa so funnee

Yo mamma is awesome because she had you SockHead

It doesn't have to bad right? I just feel wrong insulting someones mom during mothers day :/

 

[Alienfish]

yo mama is so fat she uses tractor tires when swimming

 

[Diamondarcadia]

Yo mama is so fat, in school she sat next to EVERYBODY

 

[sn0wxyuki]

Yo mama is so fat that why we have eternal night

 

[f11]

Yo mama so nice, she bakes cookies for you everyday

 

[Swiftstream]

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide

 

[Gingersnap]

yo mama so fat she got baptized at seaworld

 

[sn0wxyuki]

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide

Wow this is good lol.

Yoo mama so big that you don't need rocket to go to the space.

 

[PurplPanda]

Yo mama so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled, "TWINKIE!"

 

[Kildor]

Yo mama so fat, when Snorlax saw her, he started to exercise.

 

[sn0wxyuki]

Yo mama so tall, when she sit, the sun still hiding

 

[Kildor]

Yo mama so old, when I told her to act more like her age, she turned to dust.

 

[Javocado]

yo mama so broke she still paying her debt from the first game

 

[sn0wxyuki]

Yo mama so lame when she make a joke winter is here

 

[debinoresu]

yo mama is so lame she laughed at that joke you just made

 

[sn0wxyuki]

yo mama so weak she couldn't even squeeze one cooked rice