yo mama jokes

[Lisathegreat!]

yo mama's so hungry she wants to eat food

That's going in my signature.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so hungry she wants to eat food

That's going in my signature.

oh, lordy.

yo mama's so a.d.d. she isn't listening anymore

 

[cori]

:/ yo mama so poor people break in and leave money -_-

 

[Nixie]

Yo mama's so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's world wide.

I lol'd at this x3

 

[Josh]

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, She makes the sun jealous.

 

[Rocketman]

Good God, what is this: 2000 again?

Third grade?

Really?

 

[Psychonaut]

Good God, what is this: 2000 again?

Third grade?

Really?

yes.

yo mama's so stupid, she was afraid she'd catch y2k

 

[Bacon Boy]

This never turns out well.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so bad at cooking, she burned water

 

[williamd]

yo mama so old shes still a parasight (i bet nobody will get that:/)

 

[TheYoshiGamer]

Yo mama is SO fat that she sat on top of Wal-Mart and lowerd the prices. ^_^

 

[Rocketman]

yo mama so old shes still a parasight (i bet nobody will get that:/)

Do what now?

 

[williamd]

yo mama so dumb shes been marriedto yo dad for like 25 years guess wat she dont know ...HIS PHONE NUMBER!

 

[HumanResources]

...I just now realized exactly how much I despise this forum.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so blind, she thought you were a (opposite gender here)

 

[Bacon Boy]

yo mama so dumb shes been marriedto yo dad for like 25 years guess wat she dont know ...HIS PHONE NUMBER!

This is why we can't have nice things. People are too dumb, and they'll break the nice things.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama so dumb shes been marriedto yo dad for like 25 years guess wat she dont know ...HIS PHONE NUMBER!

This is why we can't have nice things. People are too dumb, and they'll break the nice things.

how did that break anything?

yo mama's so fat, she bankrupted 3 local buffet's

 

[Bacon Boy]

yo mama so dumb shes been marriedto yo dad for like 25 years guess wat she dont know ...HIS PHONE NUMBER!

This is why we can't have nice things. People are too dumb, and they'll break the nice things.

how did that break anything?

yo mama's so fat, she bankrupted 3 local buffet's

>.<

I didn't say the jokes would break something. I said the person would break it.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama so dumb shes been marriedto yo dad for like 25 years guess wat she dont know ...HIS PHONE NUMBER!

This is why we can't have nice things. People are too dumb, and they'll break the nice things.

how did that break anything?

yo mama's so fat, she bankrupted 3 local buffet's

>.<

I didn't say the jokes would break something. I said the person would break it.

so... you're saying williamd will go too far, or something?

yo mama's so inbred, she's yo grandma.

 

[Rocketman]

Don't mean to be a big loser here.

But all these jokes aren't even funny.