yo mama jokes

[cori]

yo mama so ugly they filmed "garila in the mist" in her shower!

 

[[Nook]]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house, I went in the front door and tripped out the back.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

 

[williamd]

yo mama so fat that when she swam out to some whails,they said "we are family,even though your fatter than me!"

 

[Lisathegreat!]

yo mama so fat she weighs more than you