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What the *censored.3.0* is Thanks Giving? Because I have no idea what it is (because it isn't celebrated in Australia) and when I have made posts, but nobody answered, so now TELL ME!!!

Ok btw, my idea of Thanks Giving is;
"ZOMG TURKEY!!!jmjmwtjgqg nom nom nom"
 
Thanksgiving is celebrated when Christopher Columbus came and discovered America and they celebrated with all the happy little Indian chiefs, including a catchy guy name named Squatto.

The End.
 
OmegaMan said:
Thanksgiving is celebrated when Christopher Columbus came and discovered America and they celebrated with all the happy little Indian chiefs, including a catchy guy name named Squatto.

The End.
No. Just no. Please learn your history before attempting to explain.

Thanksgiving was established to commemorate the feast held between the Native American tribes and Plymouth colonists after the Native Americans helped the colonists to survive the winter/famine by showing them how to successfully grow crops.
 
OmegaMan said:
Thanksgiving is celebrated when Christopher Columbus came and discovered America and they celebrated with all the happy little Indian chiefs, including a catchy guy name named Squatto.

The End.
DOUBLE ROAST
 
-Jack- said:
OmegaMan said:
Thanksgiving is celebrated when Christopher Columbus came and discovered America and they celebrated with all the happy little Indian chiefs, including a catchy guy name named Squatto.

The End.
DOUBLE ROAST
Well played.
 
OmegaMan said:
Thanksgiving is celebrated when Christopher Columbus came and discovered America and they celebrated with all the happy little Indian chiefs, including a catchy guy name named Squatto.

The End.
That post made me laugh.
 
YouLittleElly said:
OmegaMan said:
Thanksgiving is celebrated when Christopher Columbus came and discovered America and they celebrated with all the happy little Indian chiefs, including a catchy guy name named Squatto.

The End.
That post made me laugh.
Tada <big><big><big><big><big><big><big>:)</big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
 
OmegaMan said:
Thanksgiving is celebrated when Christopher Columbus came and discovered America and they celebrated with all the happy little Indian chiefs, including a catchy guy name named Squatto.

The End.
Christohper Columbus murdered millions of people when he thought he was in india but he was in the carribean and even babies.

it was horrible
 
christopher columbus raided amerika with his army of black people and nuked canada in the cold war then the indians were on crack and everyone thanked jesus for the turkey tron before he was crucified by cerberus

the end
 
Ren Partycat said:
christopher columbus raided amerika with his army of black people and nuked canada in the cold war then the indians were on crack and everyone thanked jesus for the turkey tron before he was crucified by cerberus

the end
Finally, The Voice of Reason.
 
Oh and gays were invented that day.

I also Time-Traveled and found a way to bypass filters. Hopefully nobody will find out so I don't have to spawn any time paradoxes.
 
-Jack- said:
Thanksgiving was established to commemorate the feast held between the Native American tribes and Plymouth colonists after the Native Americans helped the colonists to survive the winter/famine by showing them how to successfully grow crops.
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Thanksgiving or Thanksgiving Day, celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November, has been an annual tradition in the United States since 1863, when during the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed a national day of thanksgiving to be celebrated on Thursday, November 26.
The event that Americans commonly call the "First Thanksgiving" was celebrated to give thanks to God for helping the Pilgrims of Plymouth Colony survive their first brutal winter in New England. The first Thanksgiving feast lasted three days, providing enough food for 53 pilgrims and 90 Native Americans. The feast consisted of fish (cod, eels, and bass) and shellfish (clams, lobster, and mussels), wild fowl (ducks, geese, swans, and turkey), venison, berries and fruit, vegetables (peas, pumpkin, beetroot and possibly, wild or cultivated onion), harvest grains (barley and wheat), and the Three Sisters: beans, dried Indian maize or corn, and squash. The New England colonists were accustomed to regularly celebrating "Thanksgivings"
 
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