WTF would you do if...

[Garrett x50 cal]

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Seriously.

I have no idea what I would do...

 

[John102]

Get a newspaper.

Make that a BIG newspaper.

 

[SpikeHawk]

I would make my wife smack it.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

Get a newspaper.

Make that a BIG newspaper.

I know but what if it jumped and it landed on your face its legs would wrap around you!!!

 

[PoxyLemon]

id stab the *censored.3.0*er 2 death

 

[Clown Town]

HAH iv seen bigger

 

[The Sign Painter]

First I would go to the blacksmith and upgrade my rusty dagger.
THen I would kill it, but I might need a shield, that is one big arse health bar.

 

[Trent the Paladin]

Shotgun.

 

[[Nook]]

I'd challenge the spider to an RPG style battle.

 

[kalinn]

id scream, run in circles, and yell for my someone to get it.
and be very very very far away when they are trying to get it.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

HAH iv seen bigger

:O :O :O I'm not going to AU. (was thinking of moving someday.)

@Tom Ik screw the hole in the wall.

 

[PoxyLemon]

id scream, run in circles, and yell for my someone to get it.
and be very very very far away when they are trying to get it.

ill get it for you. *pulls out PPSH*

 

[Clown Town]

But yeah... sometimes when i wake up in the middle of the night... i go to get somethign outta the fridge... when i open it up and the light comes around... i turn around... AND THERES THIS *censored.3.0*ING BIG HUNTSMAN BEHIND ME ABOUT TO POUNCE... i back away slowly...

 

[merinda!]

Not allAustralian homes have big spiders.\:
Either way I'd be *censored.2.0*ting myself.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

But yeah... sometimes when i wake up in the middle of the night... i go to get somethign outta the fridge... when i open it up and the light comes around... i turn around... AND THERES THIS *censored.3.0*ING BIG HUNTSMAN BEHIND ME ABOUT TO POUNCE... i back away slowly...

HOW DO THEY GET INTO YOUR HOUSE

@Emerald even if 1/1,000 do...

 

[Trent the Paladin]

HAH iv seen bigger

:O :O :O I'm not going to AU. (was thinking of moving someday.)

@Tom Ik screw the hole in the wall.

Always be prepared to fix the hole. 'Sides, I'd save a little money due to the draft. No AC.

 

[Gnome]

I'd befriend it and mate with it's women.

 

[pippy1]

I'd befriend it and mate with it's women.

EWWWWWWWW...but wouldnt you crush it?

 

[PoxyLemon]

sean ur crazy

 

[merinda!]

@Sean. That's animal cruelty.