Worst lines in a videogame?

[Tyrai]

What would you concider the worst ever lines to be said in a computer game?

I'd say some of the worst are from the Zero Wing game on the Sega Genesis, famously known for its incredibly bad english, some lines from this are;

Captain - "Who set us up the bomb?"
Captain - "What you say?"
Cats - "All your base are belong to us."
Cats - "You are on the way to destruction."
Man on ship - "Main screen turn on.

Also, another game is also infamously Resident Evil, especially number 1 & 2. Some lines include;

Resident Evil 1:

Barry Burton - "Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you"
Barry Burton - "You almost became a Jill Sandwich"

Resident Evil 2:

Leon S. Kennedy: "Dont shoot, I'm a human!"
Leon S. Kennedy: "Ada, wait!"

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I cant really think of anymore, plus some of the lines might not be exact word for word but its near enough. What are your worst game lines ever?

 

[Yetiman15]

Zelda II. "I AM ERROR"

 

[AndyB]

Louis from Left 4 Dead:
"DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM?"

... yes you do Louis.

 

[beehdaubs]

There was a Captain Planet game where one of his lines was...
Captain Planet: "Time to make like the wind and blow."
There is a second meaning to that sentence that has nothing to do with wind. If you get it....then good for you.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

"All your base are belong to us."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AuN6pN1kY

 

[bedbugg]

Ahhhh crap Tyrai, you already said the 1 i was going to mention! xD
"You almost became a Jill Sandwich."
Oh Barry.

 

[Thaddaeus]

Ike=brawl

I fight for my friends

 

[Megamannt125]

Thank you a so much for to playing my game.
I know he's Italian but bad grammer is no excuse.