Giveaway WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

[Meadows]

The forest
will always be
scary at night no matter who you're

 

[Jeff THE Best]

My 6th

It's now very late,
Time for me to go to bed,
Good night everyone,

 

[badcrumbs]

The forest
will always be
scary at night no matter who you're

Sorry Wendy, not a haiku in the 5-7-5 form
You can edit it to make it count.

 

[LaBelleFleur]

Animal Crossing,
The Bell Tree is a great place,
Jambette is scary.

 

[Chibi.Hoshi]

Starry Sky,
Bitter Breeze,
Why am I standing out in the cold.

 

[CrazyCat42]

My poem is titled: Catastrophic Endeavors of Owning a Feline while Craving a Brief Rest.

I need a quick nap
I shut my eyes and lie down
Cat sits on my face.

=^-^=

I have 4 cats. This one got a literal LOL

Last one... for now

Blurry; I can't see
Where could my lost glasses be
Oh, they're on my head

I do that multiple times a day.

Some money fell out
And bees swarmed out of the tree
Help! A bed crushed me.

Hahahahahhaa!

I do love walkies
I ran really fast today
And then I am done

I wrote this for my collie poppy. Haha

I had to comment on this because collies are so rare these days, not nearly as in fashion as they once were. I have one myself.

What what in the butt
Good googoly moogoly
Riff ram thank you mam


(Goo-go-ly I wonder if it was from family guy)

Great Googly Moogly is the catch phrase from this old kid's cartoon. I never really saw it myself but I had an older ex boyfriend who used to quote it all the time.



Now, for my entry:

Purple, pink, blue, gold
A step too quickly taken
Poof, a rose no more

If I think of any more I'll be sure to post them before it's over. So far everyone is doing great, I couldn't even skip a page before posting. I had to read them all!

 

[Chibi.Hoshi]

Water and falls,
days of old,
have a bath soon you silly dog.

 

[brutalitea]

Putting mine in a spoiler so the young ones don't immediately see it.

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so soft so luscious
perfect place to rest my head
worship all the boobs

 

[xTurnip]

Spoiler: dumb inappropriate haiku

Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs,
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs,
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.

 

[brutalitea]

Another PG13 one because I can.

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Exquisite delight
Worshipping and loving boobs
Never stopping this

 

[KiloPatches]

Spoiler: Totally inappropriate....

F*UCK THOSE PROSTI-TOTS!
Those Under-12 under-dressed....
WHORES IN THE MAKING!

 

[arsenicCatnip]

They say love is all
Yet things can't last forever
Why keep seeking it?

- - - Post Merge - - -

Smile, laugh, cry, die, repeat
It is all an endless loop
Want to play again?

 

[Jeff THE Best]

Calculus is hard,
With lots of derivatives,
You don't end up bored.

 

[KiloPatches]

50 Shades of Grey
Violent Porn for Housewives
To get Their Rocks Off

^^

 

[brutalitea]

Rated M for Mature

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Take it up the butt
The back door is a wonder
Don't forget the lube

 

[xTurnip]

50 Shades of Grey
Violent Porn for Housewives
To get Their Rocks Off

^^

Seriously? Do you have anymore degrading haikus you'd like to share?

 

[KiloPatches]

Seriously? Do you have anymore degrading haikus you'd like to share?

...... Sorry?
I just feel the film/book (but particularly the film) encourages women to stay in battered relationships and is a very controversial issue for me.....
The BDSM is done all wrong.... she uses a safe word and it keeps going.... it puts a bad name to BDSM and romanticizes domestic abuse. That's my opinion, and the opinion of SEVERAL others.

 

[Jeff THE Best]

The fortune cookies,
Contained Varia Suit shoes,
And the hero's clothes...

 

[Bluedressblondie]

The summer breezes
Are very pretty and nice
I'm calm, happy, warm

 

[sassystag]

Ah yes, a haiku
What was it, five syllables?
I think this is right...