i have hamlet as my jock and his talk about abs and muscles feels much less irritating than on lots of other villagers because he's so cute and fat and tiny
also agreed that they grow on you if you let them, and it's a bit irritating that everything has to be about muscles (also, pardon my feminism, that it's only boys who get to be obsessed with sports) they are really positive and wholesome; there's tumblr comic that i won't link bc of swearing but it's the player character dressed in autumn knitwear and tybalt yelling across the island "you're looking absolutely SHREDDED today bro!!!"