I've never had to go to the bathroom. It's all a conspiracy, you see. It's psychological. People have convinced others for ages that people need to use the bathroom, when in reality we don't. In fact, so many people have come to believe it that they trick their minds into doing it. It's all a conspiracy, it's for the money. Can you imagine how much money those toilet paper companies make a year by tricking people with such absurd lies? I am appalled and ashamed that you fools actually believe such nonsense.