When a Tarantula (or Scorpion) Strikes...

[katastrophic!]

i can confirm that my nintendo works at dad,,,, do not question me tiny

 

[Imbri]

revenge for what?? catching them?? the thought of one (1) tarantula just showing up at my front door and knocking and going "hey punk. i know you're in there. Where Is My Brother" is really funny to me tbh

[ a knock at the door ]

Person: [ appoaches the door ] Yes?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??

Person: Who?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??

Person: Who is it?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Flowers.

Person: Flowers? From whom?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber, ma'am..

Person: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Candygram.

Person: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.

Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..

Person: A dolphin? Well.. okay..


(part of an old skit from SNL. it seemed to fit.)

 

[Euphy]

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[UnwrittenTale]

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This is everything it should be on Twitter. ;w;

Mind if I save it to my Camera Roll? XD I want to show my siblings.

 

[Euphy]

This is everything it should be on Twitter. ;w;

Mind if I save it to my Camera Roll? XD I want to show my siblings.

feel free but it's not mine credit goes to its artist

 

[tinycomet]

i can confirm that my nintendo works at dad,,,, do not question me tiny

who's questioning you? ;w;